WOW! your story is awsome! i love it to DEATH! XD

i wonder if u do requests? if so...then since ichigo is a recurring character could he have a pairing? please? i mean since u explain about Byakuya, Itachi and Ulquiorra both fall in the Self-sexual category maybe ichigo could be the same...but he would be in love with HICHGO! because they're TWINS! XD

beside the RenjiXRukia pairing has been set and i don't want to leave that alone!

and if that's not possible...how about Gin and Tousen planing a blind date for Aizen with ichigo as the lucky Uke! (yeah i said it! AizenXIchigo forever!) at least Grimmjow would b happy! XP

oh yeah...is Luppi alive? is he and Gin dating? hope not, Gin can do SO MUCH BETTER!.

anyways, i can't wait for the next chappi...but i have too!

later!

TSM

I seriously snorted like, three times reading this chapter.

Awesome.

“Screwing each other? No, even Yammi turned him down after Szayel’s little whore girl came onto him.” Grimmjow responded.

“Turned down by Yammi…that’s got to burn.” Orihime muttered to herself. “Wait, do you guys have any actually proof that Ulquiorra is gay?”

“You were there the night of the bachelorette party, weren’t you?” Halibel spoke.

Orihime blushed as she remembered Ulquiorra and Byakuya mud wrestling with each other. Despite the fact that Ulquiorra was covered in mud, she was pretty sure that he was blushing too. Not that she really blamed him, since Byakuya was quite good-looking. It was then when the realization hit her.

“ULQUIORRA AND BYAKUYA-SAN ARE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER?” Orihime shouted.

“Odd…that sounds out of character for him.” Rukia commented. “But we better hurry and get my brother to realize that he’s gay before he gets sued for sexual harassment.”

“Agreed, let’s go.” Renji said, following Rukia out of the door.

“I assume that the backseat was cleaned of all unpleasant stains?” Ulquiorra asked.

“I never use the same limousine twice.” Halibel answered. “Besides, the only time Nnoitra and I screwed around in a limo was after the time we got those blackmail pictures of you and Byakuya by the drugstore.”

“I…I did not wish to know that.” Ulquiorra said and kept quiet the rest of the way to the teahouse.

“Now THAT’S what I’d call being pussy whipped!” Grimmjow taunted before laughing even harder, earning him a glare from Orihime.

“Grimmjow, you should really stop saying things like that!” Orihime chided.

“What do you mean? The fucker deserves it!” Grimmjow scoffed.

"Pot. Kettle. Black.” Noitora commented impassively.

“You shut up! This isn’t the same!” Grimmjow growled.

“Your woman is telling you how to talk now. I’d say you’re pretty whipped too.” Noitora said.

So I’m stuck in the room until these guys kiss?” Stark exclaimed.

“I’m afraid so.” Halibel answered.

“Weak.” Stark sighed.

“So am I correct in assuming that all of you talking to us are involved in this scheme?” Byakuya asked.

“Yes.” Rukia’s voice spoke. “Szayel Aporro designed this room, Urahara supplied us with the needed materials, and Halibel funded everything. Grimmjow, Noitora, Stark, Renji, and I all assisted in the construction of the room.”

“So Orihime at least had the decency to not actively participate in this?” Ulquiorra asked.

Are you kidding? She was the mastermind of it all.” Rukia answered.

“Well, I wouldn’t say mastermind…” Orihime spoke.

Oh my freaking god! This was so hilarious! Nice that you put Itachi in this! Also, can u please keep calling Noitora, Noitora? I really hate his official name, it just don't suit him. Will Nell make an apperance? (now that she's been revealed as Ex-Espada number 3) and what about Aizen? Will he ever let them back? And what about Cirruci? Does she have plans for Syazel?

I love this chapter! I can't wait to see what'll happen to Grimmy and Ori!

Resembles Grimmjow... Arturo? am I right? Do i get a cookie?

Great funny-ass chapter. Hehehehehe ''Slut queen''

Thanks for the update! I love this fic so much!

Great even if it was completely random, i could see a whole lot of possibilities for this 3)

I wonder what the kids gonna be called hmm? (laugh)

Thanks

closedofHeart.

Grimmjow's so funny when he's clueless, he's gonna be hilarious as a dad

YYEESS! I THOUGHT that was gonna happen to Orihime! Oh Pinky what ARE we gonna do with you..Whore/Slut queen, hehe...his soul's name is Whore/Slut Queen. And nice touch twistin that up and bringin in Itachi...I can see those three gettin along QUITE well together, and the self-sexual thing was HILARIOUS! As always can't wait fer the new chapter.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!

your funny ] i just started naruto last week and i like got up to 100 episodes ]

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You know, your story is just plain CRAZY overall... I'm 'afraid' to read more- but I'm curious too... I think I know what is going on with Orihime though- she's pregnent (gasp)! Or, are you messing with everyones minds? Oh man, the part that I will remember the most is Grimmjow about to kill Ichigo because of Orihime strange behavior (you should let Ichigo appear more so that Grimmjow gets to insult him more or worse- haha- I'm evil!). As a side question, will Ichigo appear a little more often in the next chapter? Since Rukia and Renji are appearing- will something happen with them and the Espadas? Too many questions from me...

This chapter is a more of a mess then the rest (I rhymed!). Not to offend you or anything, it si good still... But, some things just disturbed me that i didn't even laugh (usually I do...). Grimmjow was REALLY cursing up a storm then usual... Still good overall...

Wow... You have done your 'research'- especially with the part of Grimmjow and all... Aizen life isn't that bad... If he records the whole thing now, and watch it WAY later in time- he would probably laugh at it. I know I would!

Oh man.. The next chapter looks like it's going to be a mess- a whole lot... As for this chapter, it was funny- of course... I do wonder if Noi. and Halibel are actually having some kind of thing in the Manga series... And also, i kind of forgot how Noi. was labeled as a perv...? I have been thinking about it for quite some time now- and I forgot why was he labeled as that...

Oh my gosh.. This was the most disturbing and funny chapter at the same time... I will read more... I like Stark the way he is though.. Making him have more action is quite unnessary to me... I will move on now...