|Reviews for Bendable as a Ruler|
| paracosmic-dreamer chapter 1 . 2/19/2015
I love the way this is written!
| Izzy6mangalife chapter 1 . 6/2/2012
You're awesome! :3
| Kolbie Ru-Ru chapter 1 . 4/29/2012
Oh god. I love you, you know? This has just made my day. Man, I love these two, and the way you portrayed them. Their coversation, though one-sided, was hilarious. Thanks! :D
| Island of Flightless Birds chapter 1 . 2/18/2012
Funniest thing I've ever read about Craig and Stan. Sure, as straight and as bendable as a wooden ruler...
| Lria chapter 1 . 7/24/2011
oh my god. i love you so much for writing this.
- "I'm totally serious. Token can back me up. Ey, Token?
That black asshole just flipped me off!"
- "Clyde went all straight edge. Dude, he does like, ti she or tai chi or whatever that shit's called."
- "Hey, ya know what I would do if I were directing one of those generic high school movies? I'd cast a really fat chick as the "girl everyone wants," - and the popular crowd would just be played by the ugliest people I could find..."
- "I'm straight. Straight as a ruler. I'm just bendable. You know. Like a ruler. Here, look, here's a ruler, right? Ssssstraight. Now I'll just bend it here...
...just... gimmee a minute too...
... god damn... fucking thing...
Okay! So this ruler is made our of wood. But if it was made of out plastic, it would have totally bended. Bent?"
those are just some of the reasons why this story is so beautiful and genius and great and i love it a lot.
| paraPsychologist chapter 1 . 6/9/2011
From about the second paragraph on, I couldn't stop laughing. This is amazing!
Oh, but what really had me going was,
"Straight as a ruler. I'm just bendable. You know. Like a ruler. Here, look, here's a ruler, right? Ssssstraight. Now I'll just bend it here...
... just... gimmee a minute too...
... god damn... fucking thing...
Okay! So this ruler is made out of wood. But if it was made of out plastic, it would have totally bended. Bent?"
And then I just stop caring if anyone heard or saw me laughing hysterically.
| unironic chapter 1 . 12/21/2010
| LaviroxX chapter 1 . 11/6/2010
LOL OH GEEZ... I had no idea what was going on, then I got it, oh my. Craig is such a talker, and the ruler thing at the end with his hand... LMAO. LOVE. THIS.
| bananachoo chapter 1 . 10/11/2010
Is all I could say while reading this. It took me a while to fully understand the style is was written in, but by golly I fucking love it.
Oh Craig. I love you.
| Xxlotti-waxX chapter 1 . 7/12/2010
I think this would be a very difficult style to pull off, but you did it perfectly! I also love the pairing, it's pretty original.
| ScaryBones chapter 1 . 7/11/2010
Okay! So this ruler is made out of wood. But if it was made of out plastic, it would have totally bended. Bent?
i love this story so much. Craig is a great character and I love the style you wrote in.
| Holly Hillocks chapter 1 . 6/19/2010
Oh god,lol,I can see this happening,haha.
| AllCatsUnite chapter 1 . 12/13/2009
One thing to say...racism does not only pertain to blacks. There is racism towards whites, Asians, Indians, any race really.
I guess I'd also say this was a good story overall.
| Bibbits chapter 1 . 11/26/2009
Aww, that was cute!
Craig sure does like to talk a lot XD
| DragonSapphire chapter 1 . 9/12/2009
LOL Man...Craig and his mouth. XD;; Love it!