|Reviews for Twenty Things I Learned From POTC|
| Fderwynn chapter 1 . 7/14/2013
Haha! "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!" That's my favorite part! _ Love it!
| Jacquelina-Comm chapter 1 . 3/1/2011
You think watching POTC gives you an english accent? Try watching Doctor Who (or any other British television show for that matter). But, bravo! Bravo! very good!
| estelgreenleaf chapter 1 . 1/18/2011
Johnny and Orlando are MINE! They won't get you, precious. I talk in a British accent, but that's from Harry Potter and Potc. I say savvy a lot and call people love. The most fun thing to do is to break out singing "I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?" at the most inoportune moments! XD Very funny!
| YoursTruly13 chapter 1 . 3/18/2009
| NiceAsPie chapter 1 . 2/11/2009
Haha! So funny (and yet...so true...)
| JamieDidn'tDieInCulloden chapter 1 . 2/9/2009
A great story. Very funny.
| KrisEleven chapter 1 . 8/6/2008
Great choices, this was entertaining and well laid-out.
| ConstellationxSirius chapter 1 . 7/9/2008
Ahaha, #1, oh yes. Good thing they're making a fourth! I almost died I was so happy! Everyone says it'll be bad though... O
I could think of some...
o Men in eyeliner are just better. Don’t ask, just are.
o Printing out every pirate shanty you can find and/or heard briefly on POTC, just to sing it in school does in fact bring on incredulous looks from friends.
o You know you’re addicted to Johnny Depp in POTC when you look Jack Sparrow’s bio on wikipedia and get extremely aggravated when they give you facts about him that were in the book and not the movie (portrayed by Johnny of course!)
Ahaha I made those up, the only ones I could think of that were relatively good. Oh, and something about how telling people they're a eunuch is perfectly acceptable, as long as you brandish a weapon. Ahaha
I love number 11 and 8! POTC so made me want a pirate hat...
And is it so wrong I think Johnny Depp looks so much better IN costume! [gasp]
| CutieSaiyajin chapter 1 . 6/2/2008
| Bonny Anne chapter 1 . 5/26/2008
the sad part is... it's so true...
I definitely have never flaunted a jar of dirt in my friends faces and said 'i've got a jar of dirt! i've got a jar of dirt!'. ahem. nope, that was my identical twin, not me.
and... ORLANDO BLOOM! why would anyone ever want to kiss anyone else if they had ORLANDO BLOOM? (not that eliz should get him, she shouldn't. cuz he's MINEMINEMINE)
ok, i'm done now. this was very funny!
| vrangr chapter 1 . 8/30/2007
love norrington though ;) and yes, TOTALLY agree with the raisins. poor raisins...
| POTC fan chapter 1 . 7/8/2007
Haha, that was good! I love #11.
| Ladybug21 chapter 1 . 7/7/2007
This is hilarious! I especially agree with number 18, since Norrington is so sexy without the wig... still manages to look rather good with the wig, all things considered, but, yes, I agree... GET RID OF THE WIG!
Thanks for writing! It more or less sums up all the movies, in quite a fun and rum-filled way!
| MamboKings chapter 1 . 4/5/2007
this is so true! I go to my school and started to call people "love" and used the word "saavy" and nobody seemed to notice! I love Pirates of the carribean, but hated the cliffhangers, also! Ah! There so annoying! Please write more of these because I'd love to hear your thoughts on other movies and shows! This is totally going to put this in my favorite list!
| captjackspeanut chapter 1 . 4/4/2007
I loved number 2! Does that come with Tapioca pudding? Loved this! :D