Reviews for Vampires And Technology Don't Mix
Guest chapter 5 . 6/14/2013
One of the AGT judges is a spice girl this year.
Guest chapter 1 . 6/14/2013
Give me Jasper or give me death-preferably at Jasper's hands!
BloodSuckingFerret chapter 4 . 1/24/2012
GASP! JASPER DOESN'T LIKE FRUIT BATS? (talks to self: it's ok, it's ok, it's just fanfiction... It's not the real Jasper...shudders)
euphoricxdreamer chapter 3 . 12/28/2011
i LOVE Finding Nemo! That was JOKES!
Fleur24 chapter 4 . 12/26/2011
I am going to try to list all my favorite parts. Well here I go!

""Bellsy! I'm surprised none of us thought of that before. I like it! Charlie's a genius! And to think, I disregarded him as a minor character in the story of our lives…or in our case, afterlife…

im not clumsy…the floor just hates me

I'm GLAD none of you thought of Bellsy…glower. Evil eye. I'll give you Bellsy, Jazzysper, you…you…big mean vampire!

I feel your pain

Hehe, Bellsy."" I LOVE this. Jasper is fantastic!

HAHA I LOVE JASPER AND BELLA CHATTING!

""

Yes…shudder. I won't be shocked if he officially changes my name, you know. Rechristens me in the cult of Emmett's Minions as his apprentice, posts flyers…shudder again.

I feel your pain

Hehe…does Alice know?

im not clumsy…the floor just hates me

I'm growling my answer…but yes.

I feel your pain

Oh my God, I am so telling Carlisle!

im not clumsy…the floor just hates me

I don't care if Alice will kill me for it, and Edward will kill her, and I start a chain reaction thingy, but Jazzysper…I will happily kill you."" HAHA the curse of the Bellsy!

HAHA Jasper's a fruitbat!

"im not clumsy…the floor just hates me

Carlisle, hi! I have learnt all this…just, you know, in the past hour or so. I've been paying attention! I always do! Trust me, Edward ensures that I pay attention…stubborn fruitbat.

I feel your pain

Oh yeah, Carlisle, we have officially fallen from grace. As I just told Edward, our whole family are rats with wings who feed on fruit. Yes, Bella proclaimed we are fruitbats.

im not clumsy…the floor just hates me

No, I said you and Edward were. And Emmett and Alice…not Rosalie…shudder. And not Carlisle and Esme…they're too nice. I respect them.

(The Good Doctor)

Thank you, Bella. Hopefully you're not the only one who respects me"" HAHA Everyone but Carlisle, Esme, and Rosalie are fruitbats! I LOVE IT!

AWE Bella's being a Carlisle's pet! I would mind being in Bella's position, Carlisle's AWESOME!

AWE Bella and Jasper are invisible while Emmett goes crazy!

""You know, there could actually be a right and left sock. One always seems to go better on one foot than the other, and therefore there could be…

I feel your pain

Bella…

a thousand pennies for your thoughts…?

Bella…

alice in shoppingland

You can buy a right and left sock? Oh my God, I have to buy more right socks! And then more lefts!

I feel your pain

Alice…

a thousand pennies for your thoughts…?

Alice…

im not clumsy…the floor just hates me

Alice, I think we're in trouble…should we leave now."" HAHA Alice and Bella are in trouble!

HAHA Jasper interupting Bella's ranting!

HAHA Edward is always the last to sign off
Fleur24 chapter 3 . 12/26/2011
FREAKING AWESOME!

Can't stop laughing! Can't breathe laughing to hard!

I LOVE hyper Bella!

Emmett and Jasper were really funny!

HAHA Bella has to stay from coffee!

AWE Bella and Emmett got banned from watching movies together!
vampchik4000 chapter 5 . 2/26/2011
lol by the end of this story i was loling for 35min23secs yes i have a stop wach so i did use it
mishe chapter 5 . 5/5/2010
love this totally. tho a bit of me died when i realised it only went to 5 chapters :(
Fleur24 chapter 2 . 3/15/2010
This was so awesomely funny! I love Bella's username!
kikiharuka13666 chapter 3 . 2/22/2010
you need to do another
ThatChickThereCharron chapter 5 . 1/14/2010
OMG i love love it i was literaly loling and rotfling hehe cant wait for the next chappy -
MartiniBabe chapter 5 . 11/18/2009
I love this story!

Can't wait for more!
2random chapter 5 . 10/24/2009
love it!
xo.Future.Cullen.ox chapter 5 . 9/19/2009
Lmao! This is hilarious! I loved it!
bloodymaryrox chapter 5 . 9/12/2009
hahaha this story is totally rad i luv it good job hahaha
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