I LOVE IT SO HARD

1. angst-ridden amoeba

2. citrus black market

3. womanly youthful energy

4."where the hell had she gotten those.

5. Naruto can never, ever, know of this. Ever.

6. MIST NIN OH MY GOD

7. Naruto has hit puberty and the world is ending

my favourite quotes ever, I want to give you a medal. This is the best thing. Best thing ever. I'm freaking out. I love it so much. It's the Akatsuki beauty pageant thing all over again. Ohm y fucking god. W o w.

Ohmygod this is hilarious! Between "angst ridden amoeba " and equating breasts to enemy nin that are going to attack and Kakashi telling Shizune to " .,",I couldn't stop laughing! I imagine this is the thought process of all fathers with daughters. Loved it!

Kakashi flailing his arms around is always a win.
Great writing

THIS IS HILARIOUS OH MY GOD

KAKASHI'S COMMENT ABOUT SASUKE BEING AN ASEXUALLY REPRODUCING ORGANISM THO

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

this feels appropriately hilarious. (although, its mostly a myth that menses makes women crazy (a small percentage exaggerated by The Man to prove that we're too emotional to do anything useful)) Politics aside, it cheered me up so thank you

HAHA

Nice-... you could possibly try this story from the different teammates perspective

So funny and something that mostly goes overlooked in the series too.

dude that was hilarious. thanks for posting it. I was laughing through the whole story. i especially liked the portrayal of Kakashi

This is one of the best things I've ever read. I'm still cackling at the computer screen.

I love this story so damn much. It gets me every time.

This is hilarious. Guy at the ending was the cherry on top of the...pie? Sundae? Something like that.

INEPT MENTORSHIP IS A COMMON THEME IN NARUTO.

Haha I enjoyed this.

Please do continue! :)