this was absolutely great! i love the thought of sauske asexually reproducing. keep going, keep going!

“Naruto’s gonna die one of these days,” Kakashi says darkly to his bottle of whatever, “either Sakura’s gonna kill ‘im or some enemy shinobi is. He’s gonna be all” Kakashi waves his arms around for no apparent reason at this point “ ‘Hi Sakura, are those your illegally smuggled oranges? Let me stare at them like a fucking moron in the middle of a life or death battle, okay?’ and then shk!” Kurenai and Asuma can only assume this is the sound of enemy kunai hitting the unfortunate boy “and then –“ Kakashi smacks his hands together “- dead!”

HILARIOUS! Even if it isn't KakaSaku-esque, please continue. I would love more mentor breakdowns. It's too funny!

of course this was hilarious you must continue or else!