Reviews for Near you, I have no alibi
Pretzelcoatl chapter 6 . 7/26/2010
Hee, 'bout time you updated. Very interesting, with great characters as always! Of course there were grammatical errors, but as you've told me that doesn't bother you much XD

Just remember, "himself" instead of "his self". I know it sounds bizarre but what part of English doesn't?
SeriouslySiriusPadfoot chapter 4 . 11/18/2008
so funny

hahahahhahhahahhahahahahha

poor naruto gets his ass kicked by ten ten in karate class

no far
Pretzelcoatl chapter 4 . 11/16/2008
b-but the cake isn't a lie... I saw the mix in the pantry... D:

Anyway, lol, molestation. And also-there were quite a few spelling errors in teh chapter. STEP UP UR GAEM. :L

But all in all, good chapter. I lol'd hard.
SeriouslySiriusPadfoot chapter 3 . 10/24/2008
keep going i fucking love it and could it be a book from that porn book series that kakashi is such a fan of. oh um don't quite remember the name could it be come come paadise or flirting in pradise i know one of those is the one

god o wuv it update update update update i want to see sasuke smashed by fangirls

hehe poor sasuke
Pretzelcoatl chapter 3 . 10/23/2008
Being that I know so much about Paris Hilton's escapades, I believe it is spelled "frenemy", so you got it right.

LOL ICHI ICHI PARADISE :D

Anyway, good job. This chapter actually made me realize how creepy Shino ACTUALLY IS.

Took me long enough. :

(istillthinkhe'stheshitlol)
Pretzelcoatl chapter 2 . 10/19/2008
Hay, here's a way to avoid teh guilt-quit and GTFO like I did!

In all seriousness, very good. :3
Account will no longer be used chapter 1 . 11/25/2007
love please update soon!
Cyndaquil143 chapter 1 . 4/20/2007
OMG! You make it all good!

UPDATE!