Reviews for Uninvited Guests
dogbertcarroll chapter 41 . 9/17
Excellent work, made me laugh from start to finish.
sierra.steinbrecher chapter 9 . 6/27
I recoiled so hard from Toshiro's nickname I almost knocked over my couch. That was scary funny.
OriksGaming chapter 11 . 5/30
Honestly, this caricature of Ichigo . . . he's actually fairly intelligent, just very stubborn. But I suppose I shouldn't get worked up over it, considering this is a crack fic.
Zmeiss chapter 1 . 5/4
Sorry, I could not resist. This is a rough translation from Russian.

Today the campfire the troop meeting
Around the campfire, there was formerly the barracks of the ninth...
I told you not to smoke there boys!
What a shame, but what a joy for Kenpachi!
For training more space
That is something we will be fun!
Previously, we used closely...
And Shuuhei? -And move!
And when you learn to think of the brain?
When exiled in the 12th brothers-Shinigami!

-The guys who burned my bed? -Well, he...
-Yumichika, who asked to surrender? -Well, he...
-Yumichika, you're with him or with me?
-Well, I...think by tomorrow!
What is your captain dope burned?
Isn't that,
Fry a little now he's a nigger
Poor Tōsen...
We the whole squad rolled up in a blanket
Can I go take a look?
Do you have enough?

Aren't you ashamed to disturb my captain?
Let otospitsya though Unohana. What?

Aren't you tired of it, kolis Fukui-of taycho
Both silent, not get more!
Yes, since because of you I now have no place to sleep
Look at the squad extra bed
What are you doing? We have a squad of the lack of walls and doors!
The more beds, but there is a place on my...

With condition one you stay overnight
What are you up to, bald, my power to experience?
The glow of the conflagration will come the captain
With zanpakutō open will meet him there
Will last him 5 minutes - welcome to the squad!
You here and the sake and poured on the bed to shelter...
But if after 10 minutes you're still alive-
Welcome to Cenpatico on his left shoulder.

Today the campfire the troop meeting
Around the campfire, there was formerly the barracks of the 10th...
I told you not to smoke there boys!
What a shame, but what a joy for Kenpachi!
For training more space
Booze will also be in style!
Previously, we used closely...
And Rangiku? -I Rangiku!
And when you learn to think here anyone?
-When to 1st get us hooked Yamamoto!

(с) lyrics Project Harigel - Fire
ChangelingRin chapter 41 . 2/28
Hoo gosh.


I have not laughed that much in a LONG time. And for that, this story is officially on my Favorites List. I'm making a point of telling you this because my Favorites List currently consists of about fifteen stories, more or less. I'm VERY picky about what I Favorite and I don't do it unless I really mean it. So congratulations, Uninvited Guests now holds a place among precious few other stories and I am happy to have put it there.

Good luck with all your future writing endeavors, and thank you for creating this absolutely hysterical fic.
NeutralGuise chapter 41 . 11/9/2016
This has been an amazing story. Thank you so much for sharing it with us!
deadinthewateralready chapter 41 . 9/7/2016
it was an amazing read one of my favorites. thank you
OldMan Henderson chapter 41 . 8/21/2016
I hate you. Not because your writing is terrible, or I dislike what you've done with the series. Rather, its the exact opposite. You've crafted something so majestic, so beautiful, so PERFECT that you have literally ruined Bleach fanfiction for me. Every single time I've tried to read a fanfic after finishing this one, I always think, "its not going to be as good as Uninvited Guests, so why bother?" and I don't.

Also, it took me a surprising amount of time to finish this, considering the rate I usually devour the written word at, because I had to take a break every ten seconds to have a small laughing fit.
pikaree1 chapter 41 . 8/13/2016
*sighs in satisfaction* That is a very, very, VERY beautiful ending. Hitsugaya, the poor dear, has been kicked around like the Universe's personal chew toy, but finally, FINALLY something has gone right. His dream came true, if in a roundabout, destructive way that caused him to nearly lose his life multiple times AND actually lose his sanity. Teaming up with Nanao, if only for a brief period until 10th Company barracks is rebuilt, is definitely good for him. Good for you, Shiro-chan, good for you.
(Y'know... Tia means aunt in Spanish... ... ... Halibel is an aunt. *snickers*)
I really enjoy your writing style. :) Largely due to the fact that you have extensive vocabulary, capitalize the beginnings of sentences, names, and I, AND have a comma/period/whatever between the end of the sentence and the quotation marks, but... Well, can you blame me? I'm relatively sure over half the fanfictions in the world have terrible grammar that make my eyeballs sizzle and burn like I got Orihine's cooking in them. Thank you, O writerly one (I don't CARE that that's not a word), for sharing your work with the world. ...
...Did I already favorite the story? Because after that mini-speech, I need to favorite it. Like, it has to be done. Or this review won't be complete.
pikaree1 chapter 40 . 8/13/2016
"No! I have magic sword catching powers! That's a good reason to live!" Lovely. And it figures Yachiru's the one to clean up the mess... XD
pikaree1 chapter 39 . 8/13/2016
Hey, it's Komamura, arrived to save the day! :D Well... Only from some people's point of view. Wow, I really can't wait until the protag switches back. And things are presumably real this time instead of poor Ukitake's dream! ...I do wonder how Unohana would fare against Aizen, though.
As a side note, I feel sorry for that one dude. Old man Yama's lieutenant. The one with the rapier and the mustache. Yeah, that guy. He wasn't even in the running for being the one they turned to...
pikaree1 chapter 37 . 8/13/2016
Crackers. This... This isn't good.
pikaree1 chapter 36 . 8/13/2016
...Y'know, I really like how Ulquiorra's just the sane voice all the way back in the corner guiding the idiots (Yammy, Zommari, etc.)... Excluding the time he kost his composure after Yammy called Hitsugaya Shiro-chan, of course. I also enjoyed his almost friendly (he's Ulquiorra; that totally counted as friendly) interactions with the pseudo-counselor.
pikaree1 chapter 35 . 8/13/2016
...Unohana is TERRIFYING, honestly. I would bring up the question of whether or not her power also extended to making her target psychologically de-age to a child (teenage girl here; Mom's disappointment mostly just bounces off at this point), but then, considering she has built up the power for so long... Yeah, no. Plus the story already answered my question in the form of Soi Fon and the whole warm milk and get tucked into bed thing. *coughs embarrassedly* Anyways, sorry for reviewing only chapter 35... But there have been a lot of chapters and a lot of things to comment on, and frankly, there are other things I'd like to do before summer vacation ends, so I just kept reading instead. Sorry 'bout that. But really... This story is without a doubt one of the best that I have read. Ever. In my life. I was wondering when Yoruichi would show up and put a stop to things, and when she did I was like WHOO UKITAKE'S GETTING OUT oh and I guess those other guys to but then she gave in and I was like UGGGGGH YORUICHI DUDE SERIOUSLY and then poor Hitsugaya was dragged into the mess and then WHOO UNOHANA THE ULTIMATE MOM SHOWED UP YUS SHE IS MY NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER
And then Matsumoto just HAD to say it. Murphy's Law, you idiot, Murphy's Law.
AlexKirko chapter 41 . 8/9/2016
This story is pretty much impossible to read without cracking up. Highly recommended!
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