god what an amazingly fun story, great read

Silly little story, does not overstay it's welcome.

I really enjoyed the little epilogue here. The nicknames were great and so was the end of dark lord wolfington. It was nice to see that hitsugaya and Matsumoto both got their rewards and so did halibel but we don't talk about that apparently.

I love Yachiru ends up saving them. Lord wolfington with his gravity powers was great, the experiment was funny. Hitsugaya getting hero powers was a just reward at this point. I love how the Espada are creeped out by halibel.

Dark lord wolfington the most powerful of villains. This chapter was just make fun of conventional story structures and fillers and I'm here for it.

The Yamamoto v aizen fight we deserved XD. Aizen just pretending very badly to be a hero and Yamamoto's confusion was great. I liked how Matsumoto has become the de factor leader in hitsugaya's absence and that everyone just knows the story conventions so well.

Aizen just discovering the plot of bleach was hilarious. The Espada bullying yammy was the best part of this chapter. Also glad to see gin defect for the dumbest reason imaginable.

Aizens complete neurosis hits its peak he and toshiro almost gave opposite reactions to the universe screwing them over aizen immediately attempts to enforce his own narrative while hitsugaya attempts to play within the universe's rules. It's also telling how technically he could have done all these things and it was good way of showing how BS kyoka suigetsu is for planning things.

Mom!Unohana was great I loved the I'm not mad just disappointed card she plays. Hitsugaya just knowing Matsumoto screwed them over was hilarious too.

This chapter took gallows humor to a whole new level. I like how hitsugaya and Matsumoto just instantly agreed on being bitter they are going to be really close or hate each other when this is over. Everyone cheering for ukitakes death was just so dark. Hitsugaya attempting to figure out the universe is always fun, I like how it gets more bitter each time.

Komamura being forgotten was great and its good its being addressed here. I loved how serious the battle seemed to take itself. Halibel instantly freeing herself and being like hitsugaya is the only thing that matters was hilarious.

The while sequence of hitsugaya going to town on the Espada was great! I loved how aaroniero and barragan both actively made their lives worse. My favorite passage in this chapter is probably hitsugaya removed yammys hands oddly yammy was not appreciative of this. Most likely because he wanted his arms removed from the ice hitsugaya had decided to remove his arms from his hands. Just the whole tone of that passage and the barragan one were great. I also liked how halibel just liked him even more as a result. Poor hitsugaya though his problems still aren't over.

Hitsugaya being done and it all falling to Matsumoto was great her solution was even better. The whole making yammy 0 Espada was very clever too. Kyoraku's zanpakuto is indeed the worst. And tbh I can't blame Yoruichi for taking soi fons offer it was just too good. I love how the arrancar actively do worse when there are more of them.

The last two lines were great! My favorite part of this chapter is when hitsugaya snaps, the brief list of things that went wrong and them Matsumoto has been kinda whiny lately was great. I loved his whole theory of the universe and how safely he smiled. Kyoraku's zanpakuto is such a great take on katen and I love how it just doesn't care who is winning. Yachiru pov was both hilarious and infuriating just like Yachiru.

The therapies for each Espada was great and I love how most of them just do not care what the therapist says. Kyorakus whole speech was hilarious and I like the idea you have to wait for the end of the release command to attack. Hitsugaya just complaining about how illogical the castle is while halibel makes creepy remarks was my favorite part of this chapter. Then halibel trying to put down rangiku and Hitsugaya being like nah we're leaving no matter what poor him finding aizen not yachiru.