I love how orihime is actually wise enough to realize what's up this chapter. I'm pretty sure she's canonical pretty smart too. Then byakuya is like bribery which is fun. Matsumoto starting a cult for alcohol was hilarious and toshiro just knowing something was up made it better. I forgot your not my capitan you're the psychotic one was the line of the chapter.

I actually really liked this chapter! From Matsumoto monologing to Roy the weasel and immediately abandoning her duty to orihime filtering out any insult I enjoyed the randomness these moments had. I also enjoyed byakuya's insults about orihime's food.

Conspiracy byakuya was great and I think it's hilarious they've been killed by a toaster and gerbils. Hitsugaya acknowledging he lost both his dignity and sanity was sadly funny. Also those rumors really spread lol.

I love how hitsugaya starts off all hopeful and respectful and by the end of it he's like oh we were having lunch here. Soi Fon was great and so was byakuya. Toshiro realizing how vain byakuya was was great and kyoraku just being a rumor monger was hilarious. Matsumoto finally started to get hitsugaya back with the rumors bringing in yachiru was hilarious though

Hitsugaya's descent into madness shows in this chapter he goes to murder pretty quick and attempts ti act in it. That being said the fact his division was wrecked and he thought Matsumoto was slacking made it make sense I love how the 11th division is like wait people don't find it fun? Weirdos. I love how he forgives her immediately and then Matsumoto freaks out and he's like not the first time. I also enjoyed their heart to heart and bitter realization its not going to work. The asides with mayuri and hisagi were great and how hisagi is like yeah let's mail her to 12th bc she's a demon child.

Toshiro uses reason and bribery on yachiru niether do anything toshiro uses brute force its super effective. Now he knows why zaraki uses it. I love how you encapsulate hitsugaya's frustration at the situation being entirely pointless and how at this point he's just taking yachiru attacking someone else as a win.

I love Matsumoto master schemer and how much the 11th division just can't out think anyone. Zaraki deciding this would make for a great brawler is great and Matsumoto being unable to lie is fun too. The cheese was a fun part too. Meanwhile it was hilarious how quickly hitsugaya can't take Yachirus inability to shift directions.

I really enjoyed the scene where they realize just how screwed they are especially with the lead up of Matsumoto trying to get out of work then realizing this is an emergency. The hollow part is my favorite the line I don't think we can trust someone in the process of being eaten is probably my favorite of all time. Then hitsugaya and Matsumoto screwing each other over to end the chapter was great!

Another great chapter I love hitsugaya jumps immediately to murder to stop the snoring its been a day and he's taken sanity damage. Then the whole him finding out they need to be in the same room was both cute and hilarious. The banter between the two was again on point and I enjoyed the randomness of koalas being really sad.

I really loved how hitsugaya and unohana just both cannot take zaraki. Unohana's rant is so good because she's normally so calm I love how old soldiers happens in this universe and how you slipped it in was great. Matsumoto getting one over on hitsugaya tracks and I love how they know each other so well that they can tell what the other is going to do

I forgot how quickly the 10th division just devolves into chaos. Hitsugaya trying to understand the logic of 11th division is hilarious and I love how he just comes to after zaraki calls him Shiro Chan.

I forgot how much I loved this first chapter. The Yachiru "its just a theory" is hilarious and I love how Zaraki just doesn't want to deal with yumichika. Then poor hitsugaya gets a dream of freedom before cruelly having it shattered by reality. His interactions with Matsumoto are hilarious and his thoughts about her are sweet in their own way.

Simply hilarious! Thank you for this extremely entertaining story '

I finally noticed a plot hole. An actual plot hole, not just a "this doesn't make sense" type of plot hole.

Woobie was the square root of 97, because there were only so many numbers between 10 and 100.
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The square root of 97 lies somewhere between 9 and 10. It does not lie between 10 and 100. Therefore, this side character named Woobie... is an Espada.

...good...