I know you posted this like super long ago, but oh man. I'm smack dab in the middle of finals and felt like shit 'til I came across this lovely gem. THANK YOU! I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while

Warning: Everything in this enormous fix (Yes, I said FIX) is so beyond insanity of the highest degree that it can induce near-lethal laughter with nearly every other line. Said laughter can only be stopped by stopping your reading for over 10 minutes. Your head and/or heart may explode from laughter no matter what you do once you start reading it.

Remember what Hitsugaya said to Yachiru in Chapter 8? Now, looking past the newfound cheerfulness, what does he sound like to you?

I haven't had this much fun with a story since DBZ Abridged

I think what I like most about this is that it's really not that much more batshit than actual canon, it's just more honest about it

To think this madness started with Yachiru burning down the squad 11 barracks

From such simple beginnings do wonders grow

And so the madness spreads

...it keeps getting worse, how does it keep getting worse?

Poor baatard...

Have I mentioned how much I love your particular brand of humor yet? Because I *love* it

This is fucking awesome. Constant chuckles interrupted by uncontrollable laughter. XD

I really want the option to favorite things several times over. Because I would do that for this story in a heartbeat. Because it is genius, and I nearly died several times reading it because I suddenly couldn't breath, because I was laughing so hard my kidneys hurt. Thank you!

Poor Toshiro.

This is so funny, I've never laughed this much while reading a fanfic and that's saying something! God this is hilarious.

One thing: Kenpachi doesn't say, "Well guys" or shudder. But other than that, this was so funny! Love the advice Kenpachi gets over and over and love Toshiro's dream and everything after that. Awesome.