|Reviews for Cullen Calamities, Hale Horrors, and Swan Swoons|
| vampirelady13 chapter 4 . 5/6/2014
Good story. It was funny thank you for writing it.
| Mrs Whitlock Hale xxx chapter 1 . 2/19/2011
OMG HAHAHA JASPER IS HYPER! HAHAHA FUNIIII :D :D :D
| Petrus Franciscus chapter 4 . 9/12/2010
*sigh.. * I am officially jealous of your writing talents... :)Use them wisely...
| Live. Breathe. Twilight chapter 2 . 8/19/2010
I HATE Spongebob. Hate it hate it HATE IT! Seriously, I'd provoke the wrath of Jane Volturi before I would watch ONE episode of Spongebob. As said in Pearls before Swine (awesome comic strip):
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
I.. DO... NOT... CARE!
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!
LEAVE... ME... A...LONE!"
WAAAY better than the real theme.
| CutThroughSkin chapter 4 . 7/5/2010
haha wow...poor Emmett
| DarkEyedPirateGirl chapter 4 . 2/16/2010
| AlwaysTrueToYou chapter 4 . 11/1/2009
Haha. It's so funny! Even with vampire speed, he still can't see that it's a grapefruit.
| dracosgirl09 chapter 4 . 6/23/2009
WONDERFUL AS USAUL! PLEAS POP OUT AS MANY OF THESE AS YOU CAN AND AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
| dracosgirl09 chapter 3 . 6/23/2009
| dracosgirl09 chapter 2 . 6/23/2009
OH MY GOD! I THINK I HATE YOU! I HAVN"T CRYED THIS HARD FROM LAUGHING SINCE I READ SOME OF MY MOM"S STUFF FROM HER SYORY EVERCLEAR. ABSO-FUDGING-LUTLY AWESOME!
P.S. CHECK OUT MY MOM"S STORY EVERCLEARBY Chandler1200! ON TO THE NEXT! PEACE OUT!
| dracosgirl09 chapter 1 . 6/23/2009
OH MY GOD! That was freakin unbeliveable! Jaspers my faviorte Cullen and that made me laugh untill I cryied. Now on to the next one.
| StarlightDweller chapter 4 . 11/2/2008
i love these
| Starstruckblondie chapter 1 . 11/2/2008
Jasper and Mountain Dew! AWESOME. You're a freakin'
| addictedbooklover chapter 4 . 10/12/2008
tennis ball and hypernessfunny
| saziehorselover chapter 4 . 9/22/2008
HA! lol i love it!