Reviews for Nami's Advice Column
Ano Crazy Adventurer chapter 9 . 6/7/2012
Luffy! I looove you.. Too bad I didn't get to review last chapter... Please update! Are you atill here? However, ignore that if you want... ...

Nami!

I love Luffy. But, if you were to marry him, *sobs* I'll let you guys.. As long as he's happy!

This is the question,

What would you do if you were walking calmly in front of the sleeping Zoro and accidentally heard him saying, "Namii.. Aahh.. Noo.. Robin.. You two are.. *snore* "

If Sanji is dying in front of you, and says "I love you" at you, what's the first thing that would cross your mind? If you were given the chance to get him back alive will you marry him?

O.O

If you were about to get married with either Luffy,Zoro,Sanji and whoever else, and I come slashing my sword insanely, would you still care to charge me? As if I'd care!;P

I loooove you... But Luffy's my fav. character and I looove him soo much. But, I'd rather see him happy. :# :3 Pls answeer... Thank you...

_ Sorry from the cruel swordsgirl_

seeya!;D!
Pae chapter 9 . 5/27/2008
Hi Nami,

Since onepiece fanatic told me to, I'm gonna annoy you as much as possible.

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From,

Zoro's biggest fan in the whole freakin' world

A.K.A

Pae
NANLIT chapter 9 . 3/7/2008
Hey Nami, what would you do if Luffy developed a crush on a female that wasn't you?

(When Luffy's present) Hey Luffy, what would you do if Nami developed a crush on a guy that wasn't you?
Perpetual Concern chapter 9 . 1/24/2008
Hello Nami,

Have you ever thought about going out with Zoro? He's so cute and he's strong so he could help you out in tough situations.

Well, have you? There are plenty of people that are on this site that think you belong together. Hmm, I wonder what Zoro thinks of the idea...
8yume chapter 9 . 10/8/2007
hihi nami!

ok so i have a best friend who likes the same boy i like so one day she says to me i can have him. so the next day i see her FLIRTING WITH HIM!do u think i should

about it

i didnt see anything

her up

a way to embarres her
Raven the Ravenous chapter 9 . 10/7/2007
Thank heavens Zoro stopped Sanji from continuing. Btw that question was meant to be humorous, nothing perverted, just funny.

Okay, Nami, hm, if you ever were to have kids, a boy and girl, what would you name them? Or even better, if the father were say...'a certain straw hat wearing captain' would you let him name the kids?

Also, I've notice that of the two humans in the crew, you seem to be the worst one off, heck even Usopp can get through thick and thin and still live! What I mean is: You seem to attract a lot of men...and even bad ones, like...Enel? Remember him? Did you know that the 'Fairy Vearth' he kept on blabbing about was the Moon? It's that big round white thing in the sky at night, the one Luffy would obviously think is made out of cheese? (lord knows what goes on in his head?) Now, imagine if he had succeeded! Just you and Enel. Get my point? ~ Let's see, then there's Absalom, whom I will say, is a huge pervert like a 'certain blonde haired ero-cook'. With all those perverts out there in the world, you'd best learn to take care of yourself! Btw here's a question: Do you like wearing that white wedding dress currently?

Say, do you ever think that there's more to your captain than meets the eye? Do you ever wonder that he may not really be as stupid as he looks?

Oh yes, here's something you'll be delighted to see! While their are not as many fanfictions about you and Luffy...there are quite a LOT of fanarts of you AND Luffy on a site called A LOT, you know what this means? XD Damn right you do! You're in denial and we know it, YOU know it! Except for Luffy. I have seen a number of really nice fanart of you two together btw XD -points directly at Nami- You don't like your captain, but you L-O-V-E him! Admit it!

Btw you ever wonder if Robin and Franky could be an item? Also, there have also been some fanarts of you with practically all the boys excluding Chopper and Franky, not that I really know about. Also there are some of you and Robin and even Vivi! Oh yes, there were also some LuffyxVivi too but not alot...unlike you and Luffy! Oh yeah, there were also some of your sister, Nojiko with Ace, Luffy's brother! Btw, you with any guy other than Luffy could never work out. And just for the record, do you even care about Zoro or Sanji on an above nakamaship level? (romance that is, other than your captain, which you must stop DENYING!)

Also -walks up to mikan tree- I'll be taking one anyways, SEE YA! -runs off and jumps into the sea!- Aah, what a day this turned out to be!
Virgina Pepper Potts Stark chapter 9 . 10/7/2007
Nami~ Hello how are you?

Do you ever get the feeling that Sanji and Zoro/Zolo or what ever you call him should be together?
Cybertoy00 chapter 9 . 10/7/2007
Dear Nami,

I have two questions pertaining Luffy for you(no, not the usual).

1) Since Luffy's Rubber body lowers the force of punches he recieves(except for yours and Garps), wouldn't that also mean the force of the punches he DELIVERS is lowered too? Do you think Luffy would be twice as strong without his Gomu Gomu powers?

2) What are your thoughts on Luffy's relatives? Like Garp, Ace, Dragon and his mysterious mother? Or on any other D you've met, like Teach?
THE EVIL TAKONO chapter 9 . 10/7/2007
(to OPfan: annoy nami? OK!)

(tickles nami) ZEHAHAHAHAHA! OPFAN! STUFF PUDDING IN HER EARS! (draws on namis face) BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!

ahem... ZIS WAS ALL HER IDEA! (points to OPfan and runs)
wheathermangohanssj4 chapter 9 . 10/7/2007
Dear Nami:

do you find it odd that Franky has hairry legs even though thier made of metal

also what do imagane your wedding will be like, without takeing into consideration who the groom is going to be

...cough...Luffy...cough
THE EVIL TAKONO chapter 6 . 10/5/2007
SANJIS COMING! YAY! (hugs sanji so hard)

1. can i have a kiss?

2. which boy would you say is your best friend?

3. whats the NICEST thing you can say about ZORO? not his swords, HIM! SAY THE NICEST THING!

YO LUFFY!

1. (gives you tons of meat) I HAVE TONS MORE MEAT IN THE FREEZER!

2. LETS GO PLAY MARIO PARTY 8!

3. if kumadori was on the crew, whats the 1st thing you'd do? i mean if he was NEVER in cp9.

HOLA USOPPU!

1. (gives u a dendenmushi) now you can talk to kaya ALL you want! i gave her a denden mushi too!

2. (gives you a mic) SING KAREOKE!

3. if you had the chance, would you bring gol d roger to life?

CHOPPY! (hugs)

1. CUTIE! U SO CUTE!

2. u kno wats weird? your birthday is christmas eve, and your nose reminds me of rudolph! (explains christmas to you)

3. (gives you mic) SING!

Frankehh!

1. WEAR SOME PANTS!

2. (even though u dont wear pants) YOU SO SUPA! (poses)

3. (gives you mic) SING! SING AND DAANCE! DANCE I SAY, DO YOU HEAR ME? SING AND DANCE! ZEHAHAHA! (dances too)
animatedrose chapter 8 . 10/4/2007
Alright, I have one question for each guy:

Luffy, who do you love more? Meat or your nakama?

Zoro, would you ever go on a date with Tashigi?

Sanji, would you ever use the Fire Leg (Diablo Jambe or Devil Wind) on Zoro?

Chopper, would you jump into the ocean to save a nakama?

Ussop, who would you rather date? Nami, Vivi or Robin?

And finally Franky, have you ever ripped your speedo swimsuit thing in front of anyone before?

I love this story! You must update it, I'm laughing to death here! Update update update!
Raven the Ravenous chapter 8 . 10/4/2007
WHAT! TOO EXPENSIVE! *scoffs* Bah, I should have known better than to negotiate with you! . I'll just go and settle for some Mizu Mizu Meat from Water 7's market. Now, to keep that meat from being eaten by a certain rubberman?

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Hahaha, this is funny! I loved her reaction. Gosh, hope Zoro and Sanji don't see it?

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Oh yeah, since the guys'll come (oi, where's Usopp?), here's just one question:

Luffy and Chopper, I know you were both witnesses to that 'painful' scene involving Robin and Franky's 'men'. Oogh, it's too painful to even say! But since Robin's not here, I'm just gonna say it: What were your thoughts on seeing that scene? And Luffy, knowing that Nami seems to love beating you up the most, giving you the most lumps for some *shifty eyes* reason, what would you do if she threatened to uh...crush your 'men'? Please, be truthful and as for Zoro and Sanji, be glad you were NOT there and Franky, every man can understand your pain. WATCH YOURSELF GUYS!

~Raven
LuffyxRuby chapter 8 . 10/4/2007
Hahahahahahaha Nami cracks me up thanks!
THE EVIL TAKONO chapter 8 . 10/4/2007
(throws a truth-telling dart at nami and it doesnt miss XD) DO YOU LOVE LUFFY?

(shows her a tape of bon clay vs sanji)

yes, remember me well, for i am the great CAPTAAIIN...

rokano(mah evil twin): please...PLEASE... SAY USOPP! (holding video camera)

me: ...CHOCOLATE TACO! ME IZ CAPTAIN CHOCOLATE TACO!

rokano: aww... (mopes)
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