|Reviews for Cockandbull Correspondence from the Cupboard|
| rcampuzano chapter 3 . 11/28/2013
Lol this was hilarious and so in character. I actually laughed out loud a couple of times.
| PetLoverSpy chapter 4 . 2/17/2013
This... Is genius xD Even better than A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules. You have made me love Malfoy, you know, which I thought to be impossible.
| Silvers45 chapter 4 . 10/28/2012
Yes! I read this once, you know. And then I forgot the title, and I forgot the author of it, too, and I thought I'd never find it again, and I spent ages searching for it, and. then I remembered it centered on Draco and the Dursleys, so I looked up every possible two lead characters, and then I recognized it by the summary, and now I've found it! Yes! Yes! Yes!
This is a brilliant, comical, witty, wonderful story, just in case you don't know. Otherwise I wouldn't have bothered to look for it. AndI especially loved Harry's postscript. For some reason, I find that perfectly hilarious and crack up every time I hear it. Oh, and you portrayed them all so well. Not a single word out of character, Draco especially.
| chukaliteluvver chapter 4 . 10/24/2012
I officially love you! That was amazingly awesome, a hilaroius mixture of sarcasm, freakishly funny humour and Dray's typical snarkiness. Kudos to you!
I shall now go and visualize Draco bleaching the dishes...
| Guest chapter 4 . 7/7/2012
An amazing mixture of brilliant hilarity, blunt sarcasm, and comical wit. I don't even care that it isn't canon, and that's saying something.
My hat is off to you, writer.
| LadyVukavo chapter 4 . 1/28/2012
highly hilarious lmao thank you
| Tsona chapter 3 . 11/14/2011
I just want to tell you that washing dishes has become much more fun since reading this fic. Now I just think about Draco and the horrors of bleach and laugh to myself. Thank you.
| Tsona chapter 2 . 10/21/2011
I'm so glad I stumbled upon this. Muggle critique in cutting, albeit somewhat truthful, and humorous fashion. I will be back.
| icansoar chapter 4 . 8/15/2011
| ganjapanda chapter 1 . 4/15/2011
This should have far more than 40-odd reviews! The first chapter kept me more than amused, and I loved your Draco's voice and point of view on things. Lord "I have Daddy issues" Voldemort, was classic.
| waddiwasiwitch chapter 4 . 2/17/2011
Wow I really loved this. Draco's voice was spot on, the plot was unique and I loved the unusual way ou told the story with the diary excerpt and then Harry's letter. He he Harry wants to buy Dudley sweets from Honeydukes.
| Hermes Salazar Snape chapter 4 . 11/13/2010
I'd love to know what Draco wrote in the diary that Dumbledore shouldn't see. I can never say enough about your stories. Do you know, I have a separate file in my computer with ALL your stories? please start writing again!
| mannd1068 chapter 4 . 2/7/2010
| ShilvaA chapter 4 . 1/24/2010
Funniest Fanfic EVER! Absolutely loved it! Im adding it to my favs... i was cracking up all through it. Poor draco XD
Thanks for such an amazing story
| Voldemort Willeatyou chapter 4 . 9/24/2009
Fantastic. Made me laugh. I loved Draco's reactions to Muggle appliances. But sometimes he seemed to know things he shouldn't, like that he had to change the batteries in the torch when it started going flat. Apart from that, brilliant.