Reviews for You are Not a Chicken
BMT and SuperMoose chapter 1 . 5/28/2008
This is nice. I just finished reading Thud! too. Methodia Rascal and his Chicken ...

Are you still looking for a beta? Feel free to message me if you are.

SuperMoose
granular chapter 1 . 4/1/2008
Awk. Awk Awkk Awwk Awk. Awk Awk AWK. Awk.
GrayRobes chapter 1 . 9/24/2007
Ah. I love rascal so much, just as a character in Thud!, but nice idea for how he died. It sounds so...right.

AWK! Nice story.
Goonlalagoon chapter 1 . 9/6/2007
Poor old Rascal...

Didn't he have a landlady not a landlord? or is that just me?
Darking Girl chapter 1 . 7/9/2007
Haha! I loved this! 'AWK!'

Indeed, one most dearly loves oneshots they deserve many 'hurrahs'. Quite a pity that all that is remembered about dear Rascal is the chicken feathers and sounds. Neverless, I applaude you and shout 'yay'!
ArgentVixen chapter 1 . 6/13/2007
Ahh...my favorite minor character (He reminds me of my Father in many ways)
SOMEONE OR OTHER chapter 1 . 6/9/2007
funny, no where near as good as Terry, and didn't it say in Thud! that Rascal had a land LADY.
TheMidgetBee chapter 1 . 6/5/2007
Very cool, and excellently done. Favourited!

Oh, and if you're looking for a beta for DW stuff, I'll volunteer :)
Big Cat chapter 1 . 6/5/2007
Brilliant oneshot! I wish I had your descriptive tallent... *sighs* People always want what they couldn't have...