|Reviews for The Ten Commandments of Band|
| RedPreussen chapter 1 . 11/11/2010
"If thou shalt forgetith thine note, thou shalt improvise. Loudly."
"Honor thy section leader and thy band director: That thy days many be long in the band, which thy Lord, thy [ insert director's name here ] hath giveth thee."
| chibi-chinita chapter 1 . 10/19/2010
AMAZING. It describes Band so well. (And I can sympathize with number 9. My stand partner is annoying and hits me in the head with her flute.)
| LilithBlack333 chapter 1 . 9/14/2008
I broke all of them. Except the one about the stand partner cuz I don't have one. Ah the benefits of a small band!
| i dont do math chapter 1 . 8/5/2008
these r good but iv broken lots of them except comit adultry with a section and i dont get jealus cuz i dont like solos
| paigetheclarinetist chapter 1 . 1/5/2008
That was hilarious. Well done.
| Mrs. Touchstone chapter 1 . 8/30/2007
I LOVE IT! its perfect!
| Agent047 chapter 1 . 8/12/2007
Haha! This is great. I love the first one because it's so true. (Don't tell my band director that drama is my first love.)
| Gintawolf chapter 1 . 7/7/2007
you forgot one
low brass is excempt from all the rules
ignore the lowbrass braking all of the just stated rules
| Ember Nickel chapter 1 . 7/1/2007
And behold, it was very good.
| Shadowsong chapter 1 . 6/24/2007
xD Love this! Even though I'm in the guard (therefore have no instrument) I loved the 'Thou shalt not murder the sound on thine's instrument'.
Pretty funny stuff. :D
| Lacy chapter 1 . 6/19/2007
you might want to tell the picolos about that sixth one.
| EuphoniumGurl0 chapter 1 . 6/18/2007
Yes! End instr-cest. I'm tired of trumpet player dating trumpet players!
| The Loneliest Dalek chapter 1 . 6/18/2007
I haven't been in marching band in, oh, four years, and most of these were still hilarious to me. :-)
| bimmy 608 chapter 1 . 6/18/2007
Thou shal not covet thy neighbor's reed
Um... mouthpiece, hey? Why does everybody always forget the brass section, huh? We're, like, way more hardcore than you.
Nice job, though.
| DefiGraviti chapter 1 . 6/17/2007
haha, that's great. I especially like #1, just because it's so TRUE, and #9, just because that really applied to me back in junior high, since my stand partner and I couldn't stand each other. Marching band changes everything though, and now we're best friends. #4 and #6 are hilariously true as well.