Reviews for The Ten Commandments of Band
Stripesicles222 chapter 1 . 6/13/2016
It is nice to know I am a devout and upright band member.
If only more people followed these rules, band would be so much better.
Land of Stories and Randomness chapter 1 . 5/27/2016
Its so true XD
Great job
RedPreussen chapter 1 . 11/11/2010
"If thou shalt forgetith thine note, thou shalt improvise. Loudly."

"Honor thy section leader and thy band director: That thy days many be long in the band, which thy Lord, thy [ insert director's name here ] hath giveth thee."
chibi-chinita chapter 1 . 10/19/2010
AMAZING. It describes Band so well. (And I can sympathize with number 9. My stand partner is annoying and hits me in the head with her flute.)
LilithBlack333 chapter 1 . 9/14/2008
I broke all of them. Except the one about the stand partner cuz I don't have one. Ah the benefits of a small band!
i dont do math chapter 1 . 8/5/2008
these r good but iv broken lots of them except comit adultry with a section and i dont get jealus cuz i dont like solos
paigetheclarinetist chapter 1 . 1/5/2008
That was hilarious. Well done.
Mrs. Touchstone chapter 1 . 8/30/2007
I LOVE IT! its perfect!
Agent047 chapter 1 . 8/12/2007
Haha! This is great. I love the first one because it's so true. (Don't tell my band director that drama is my first love.)


Gintawolf chapter 1 . 7/7/2007
you forgot one

low brass is excempt from all the rules


ignore the lowbrass braking all of the just stated rules
Ember Nickel chapter 1 . 7/1/2007
And behold, it was very good.
Shadowsong chapter 1 . 6/24/2007
xD Love this! Even though I'm in the guard (therefore have no instrument) I loved the 'Thou shalt not murder the sound on thine's instrument'.

Pretty funny stuff. :D
Lacy chapter 1 . 6/19/2007
you might want to tell the picolos about that sixth one.
EuphoniumGurl0 chapter 1 . 6/18/2007
Yes! End instr-cest. I'm tired of trumpet player dating trumpet players!
The Loneliest Dalek chapter 1 . 6/18/2007

I haven't been in marching band in, oh, four years, and most of these were still hilarious to me. :-)
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