S'il vous plaît achevez moi c'était la fic dont tout le monde avait besoin sans le savoir

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I'm dying with laughter here rn

That was hysterical all right, congrats on this one!

God damn (noice)

That was really great. I am speechless:)

Omg

Omg this is hilarious! Pls update someday, I’m dying to know how this turns out!

Shit!. more! I frickin' love it!

This was a blast to read! I love fics like this caz it gives Severus the love and attention he deserves 3 I was giggling throughout the fic, but the "I'll show this forest who's the dark and depressing one" line was the one that did it for me xD Honestly I half-expected Albus and Tom to order him to keep up this appearance, caz I really can't see any other reason why he'd keep it. It would be a perfect excuse and you can continue giving our dearest Sev heart attacks :D

I wonder how Severus would respond to learning that his own Slytherins treated him like a floor show? And I really wish you'd revealed the contents of that letter. So funny.

Armani makes robes. Most Slytherins are bisexual. The Dark Lord loves Oreos and game night. And Peter Pettigrew dances in a thong. This chapter revealed so much! Kinda wish I could forget the thong bit.

Snape's alarm clock is fun, especially the fact that he puts in his own alarm messages. His snarls aren't working their usual mojo so I don't know how long he'll go on with this look.
And I really enjoyed his take on love letters. He wasn't overjoyed because, wow! he never got one before! Nope. That's blackmail material.

I loved the preshower sequence. "Really, I'm not filthy! I just don't wash obsessively!" ... "Why is the shower so dusty and mildewy every time I want to use it!?"
Minerva controlled her reaction pretty well, but found her need to warn Albus he'd gotten sexy amusing. And of course Dumbledore will pretend that he's above surprise later.

At first I was worried that it was gonna be offensive but it’s fricking hilarious! I love it, and to me snape was originally sexy anyways XD but this is amazing love it, you made my day with this thanks

I thought this was great. Snape started off looking as gross as Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols, but then just took a shower , cut a little bit of his hair and he's George Clooney with white skin and long black hair. No wonder Minerva was turned on. Can't wait to get Dumbledore's take since he is more inclined to men anyway. How is Sev gonna handle this . Too bad he didn't do this when Lily was around. Maybe her ghost could come back and flirt with him.