Reviews for Eggs and Toast and Sausage
TechNomaNcer28 chapter 1 . 1/8/2012
Loool!Tonks being so dense about things!I loved how you did this,trying with the innuendos and then finally going all the way,er-somewhat at least! Haha!

:D!Tonks was nice in OOTP but HBP just sort of killed her and the whole getting together with Remus was well,never mind!XD!
Jazmingirl chapter 1 . 6/22/2011
well now Im imagine this and I love it this is the way it should had go in the books I dont mind Tonks but not with

TangerineFields chapter 1 . 6/8/2011
Ha! Loved it! Especially the guinea pig line! :D Brilliant! xx
chadders chapter 1 . 1/10/2011
yes! that was brilliant! i hate tonks! :)
fucknickelback chapter 1 . 12/6/2010
Lol the sausage part :) This was cute, I think, in a short, no real sex scene kinda way. I do so love them together!
remuslover221 chapter 1 . 8/15/2010
(What am I? Remus wondered. Her pet guinea pig?)

oooh that made me laugh so much that line in particular
x-Scarlett-x chapter 1 . 11/17/2008
Oh this is too funny! I love Tonks bashing!

Suchan and Twelve chapter 1 . 1/3/2008
XD I love it!

...would Tonks really be that thick, though? Oh, well. She'll find someone else. I didn't much like the pairing of Tonks and Remus anyway. They seemed really awkward for each other.

Anyway. Lol. Made my day. n.n
truest-of-true-loves chapter 1 . 12/1/2007
yay! i totally agree on the not liking tonks and remus together! i liked her in ootp, but in hbp, she was so...emo about remus! and they just were disregarding sirius dying ad focused it on tonks liking remus...anyhoo, your fic was funny.
Allons-y Rosie chapter 1 . 10/3/2007
i love the clueless tonks stories they make me happy!
MoonyIsTheMan chapter 1 . 8/1/2007
You made me laugh out loud. That was simply hillarious.
No Subject chapter 1 . 7/31/2007
IN YOUR FACE TONKS! Okay, I don't exactly hate the girl, but tell her, more like I'll greatfully tell her, to go bugger off and find herself some other man to pawn over as long as it. Is. Not. Remus! Remus is Sirius' and Sirius' only! I would love to walk in, well...not really(but you'll know what I mean), on Remus and Sirius shagging each other on the kitchen floor and see Tonks staring wide-eyed with her jaw to the floor! Another adding to my favorites!

Amme Moto chapter 1 . 7/8/2007
. I don't really like Tonks that much, so I really liked this ficlet.

I also like the word "forsook" Lol.

~Amme Moto
ttfn.tahtahfornow chapter 1 . 7/8/2007
“Yes, excellent. I’d like eggs and toast.”

“I thought you said you wanted sausage.”

“I certainly do."



Love it.

FableLiterature chapter 1 . 7/6/2007
OH MY GOD. Hahaha. I laughed so hard out loud when I was reading this! Good job!
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