Reviews for Ode to MarySue
Tsukimine12 chapter 1 . 7/7
My thoughts exactly!
Loved it! :D
Lasgalendil chapter 1 . 2/20/2009
I think the lilting, horrible rhyme scheme even made this poem better! The whole piece is dripping with so much irony I'm still trying to wipe it off my monitor :)

The last line is really the clincher, isn't it?

I really enjoyed this. It's imaginative, fun, and everyone can relate to the frustration of finding YET another Mary-Sue fic.

I only wish you did The Dark Knight fics. A poem like this about Joker/OC would be quite entertaining.
ISurvivedHurricaneIrma chapter 1 . 2/7/2009
A great poem fic. Very funny.
The Great Space Hobo chapter 1 . 1/4/2009
wow! totle cool! how hard was it to make all that rhyme? but just becouse your OC has a flower name dosen't make her a mary sue dose it?
Kieranfoy chapter 1 . 12/3/2008
Yep. I hear that!

Death to Mary Sue, Gary Stu, and their little dog too!

Er, not so much with the dog bit, but you ge the idea.

*Sighs* It's odd, that a Stuthor says that. I can't help it, it's a disease...

Hate the Sues, but love the Suethors.
Mad Maudlin Hart chapter 1 . 5/3/2008



1. Mary Sues stink.

2. Hentai must PERISH!

3. Ha ha ha!

4. "Stop bastardizing my character, you morons!"


6. snerf.
Woodstock chapter 1 . 3/11/2008
sock monkeys chapter 1 . 11/17/2007
OMG THATS HILARIOUS! (is that how you spell it)
Whiggity chapter 1 . 7/7/2007
HA! Now, THAT really is clever. Seriously. Very, very good poem. I tend to admire anyone who can rhyme at all, because I am absolutely horrible at it. Poems... are not my thing. However, as I said, this is excellent! Fabulous job!

"And why the hell are they all named after flowers?" This was one of my favorite lines. Excellent point. :D
Waiting To Be Inspired chapter 1 . 7/3/2007
I love this, it is so funny and so true
SparrowAngelMusicBaby chapter 1 . 7/2/2007
Very very VERY goot poem, love.

I love it when people flame MarySues! Vair vair amusant.

Keep writing...
The Singer in White chapter 1 . 7/1/2007
O. This is brilliant. And the ages of the characters? Yeah. Elizabeth is 18 during COTBP, Will is 20 or 21 during COTBP, Jack is most likely in his early 30's, Beckett's a few years older, Barbossa and Bootstrap are over the hill (or very very close), and Davy Jones? Ew...besides, he's Calypso's. Honestly, I don't really get why Barbossa is labeled as the bad guy. I've decided after seeing AWE last month that he's an awesome character. I mean, I always thought he was a hoot, but after AWE...good gawd. He, Jack, and Jones carried the whole movie!

-The Singer in White (who is too lazy to sign on)
Asher Monroe chapter 1 . 6/30/2007
I like to screw with canon as much as possible and add original people (tee hee) but your poem was pretty much spot on. LOL though I believe people can write whatever they please, there are so many stories out that have all the elements you listed. I firmly believe even a Mary Sue can be interesting if the writer is capable/original but sadly most just want to pair themselves up with a hot guy. Well a half Mary Sue, not the all powerful/everyone loves me kind who always saves the day. Just the ones where the girl is an original character but normal.

Tangent...sorry. LOL point is I liked your poem. So kudos to you. :)
StarJadeNight chapter 1 . 6/30/2007
That was funny. I liked it. I am one of those people who would like to kill the Mary Sues, but that's just me. (Brings out flame thrower and torches the Mary Sues. Mwahahaha! :D) Yes, I know I am crazy...
Brix chapter 1 . 6/30/2007
I'm laughing my behind off right now it's so funny! Hehhehheh...Kudos to ya! I enjoyed this! have a cookie
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