Gotta say, this is a pretty accurate fic. Feel proud you got 500 favorites; you’ve earned them.

Why on Earth was this the most accurate thing Ive ever read. Pure genius.

One of the best stories on

10/10 Would rate again if I could.

Yeah, this pretty much sums it up.

And now I just comment to help you reach 579 reviews.

Damn, you made this in 2001 before I was even born. Such a masterpiece, and sadly this still stands to many action anime/manga fandom there is. I wished we know how you're doing now. Oh well, I hope you have a very good life out there. :)

This is what was missing...

This was already spot-on, amazing but then:

["You the dopest shit, brother," Piccolo said, leading two scantily clad human females into the room, the "ice" around his wrists glittering brilliantly.

"Um. nice watch," Vegita said, eying the Rolex he wore so proudly.

"Bling bling," he responded.]

Perfection!

A beautiful and timeless work.
I come back every time I see a story that makes me think of your steps.
(This time it was the crippling long and pointless authors note complete with begging for reviews and fishing for compliments)

But you did miss one step:
Write a super detailed and horrible confusing fight scene with lots of POV changes, so no reader will be able to recall where half of the characters even are after five lines.

*nods*

Very interesting... I shall need to study the art of bad fanfiction writing more closely.

Umm, wrong ass always sweaty, im thirdteen know. Learn youre facts.

I am making it up to you man...so that it definitely reaches 579 one day!

I said I will try! TRY!

I did contribute one...Fanfiction prevents more than one review per chap...so better get your ass on and come up with a 2nd tell-tale on 'HOW TO MAKE A REALLY WONDER...ERR BAD DRAGONBALL Z FANFIC'

Author: *glares*

Me: Oh...come on

Step 16: Write an incredibly STUPID, LONG, BORING, FLAMING, BURNING, HEATING, COOLING review for this 'WONDER...ERR BAD DRAGONBALL Z FANFIC'

Author:" "

Me: *grins*

Oh my goodness. This is awesome! I've been inspired to write an awful fic, now. Thank you! :D

Who else read all the lines in the DBZ Abridged voices?

I just stumbled upon a fic dated 2003 before reading this. I didn't know this trope existed back in the day. Amazing satirical read.

oh thank you very very very much that was hilarious.
I hate Mary Sue's and garry stues and terrible fanfiction thank you so much.