Reviews for Beware Those You Offend
Fell4 chapter 1 . 1/21/2012
lol- I bet this was Alex (Cheif) XD

Blurring Fandoms chapter 1 . 5/15/2011
That was hilarious! Heehee. Toaster.
tselea chapter 1 . 3/2/2011
The toaster lunged ... and what? Proceeded to beat Rodney to death with the lemon scone some dumb scientist had jammed into it several months ago?
Rodnii chapter 1 . 3/30/2009
"The toaster lunged."

...That, that! That is the greatest quote ever.
honeybadgerhook chapter 1 . 8/14/2007
I'll never watch the Brave Little Toaster the same way again.

You've just shattered another priceless childhood gem.

I hope you're happy.
BeyondBloodBath chapter 1 . 8/8/2007
i always knew that those toasters were up to something...
arbitrary9 chapter 1 . 7/26/2007
lol. a toaster. hahaha I didn't see that one coming. I half expected a lemon though ... ;) Nice piece :D
AlbinoMonkeyC chapter 1 . 7/26/2007
Damn, McKay pisses off a lot a ppl. But a toaster? oh well. he he he!
ManicTater chapter 1 . 7/24/2007
One insult too many and someone is liable to go completely animal crackers on you. LOL! I kept thinking it might be a prank someone was trying to pull on Rodney, but the narrative kept saying that the goal was homicide, and didn't leave much room for the prank theory. I was wondering how the assassin was going to pull it off in the busy mess hall. ;)
Demongirl985 chapter 1 . 7/24/2007
OK. First off let me say that this has got to be the strangest fan fic you've ever written. Second I think it's hilarious. Third I want you to google 'a dog's breakfast' and read up about David Hewlett's film. I'm a shameless promoter.
Bushy Squirrel chapter 1 . 7/23/2007
Come on! Where's Rodney's reaction?
HyperCaz chapter 1 . 7/23/2007
that just made my day. :D
Trishkafibble chapter 1 . 7/22/2007
Bwahahaha! I loved this! It so very much reminds me of a pic I found randomly online a month or two ago, which itself reminded me of Rodney-I must share:

See? You are not the only one with the warped imagination out there! P
StarSkimmer chapter 1 . 7/22/2007
Uh, okay...*giggle* That was strange. A toaster? LOL. I definitely didn't see that coming.

And I love this part - 'One insult too many and someone is liable to go completely animal crackers on you.' :D Nice!