|Reviews for This Guy Walks Into A Bar|
| Dandy352 chapter 1 . 1/2
OMG that was brill!
| susieee chapter 1 . 11/10/2013
I was seriously so confused with this fic. I had to read it twice and I tried to figure out a few things. Here is what I sorg of gathered.
i) When Draco attended these sessions, the consultant placed these 'scenes' in his mind and Draco would have to react to them.
ii) Raven is altered slightly every session to help Draco realise that he doesn't want a girl like Raven at all, but a girl like Hermione.
iii) In the last session, Raven is morphed into Hermione and is given the choice of being with who he THINKS he wants to be with and who he actually WANTS to be with.
Though I am still confused about the end. Were they together before? Or were they in love but were never in a relationship? I am not sure but I still really enjoyed this one shot. I love your works.
| Beanka Juarez chapter 1 . 9/18/2013
I didn't understand this story until the very end, and i loved it so much because of it! So cool. I just plain adored it. You are an amazing author!
| FlubberyFlobberworms chapter 1 . 7/6/2013
I'm not sure I fully understand this, but I enjoyed it nonetheless
| LionheartsAndLaughter chapter 1 . 6/14/2013
I read this while listening to Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" and kind of... tripped balls.
| Montara chapter 1 . 1/5/2013
This story was so different from the others, it seems like a different style of writing. I don't know, it was a little too confusing.
| marie.malfoi chapter 1 . 11/25/2012
Why...why was this story so freaking perfect? I love the concept, so creative and abstract. I love not giving all the info to the reader!
And I seriously love everything you have. I can sleep so peacefully at night after reading a one-shot like this or a few chapters of your long ones. Thank you for writing :)
| KenRik chapter 1 . 11/11/2012
You are one heck of a writer!
| Lost Soul Here chapter 1 . 9/1/2012
Oh my Merlin. Oh, Godric. Oh, Salazar. This is absolutely beautiful. This story is so well thought out and wonderful and complex and I absolutely loved it. Four (billion!) for you.
| delicate.desires chapter 1 . 7/5/2012
| Spunkalovely chapter 1 . 6/14/2012
I love this! It's absolutely stunning!
| irianaceleste chapter 1 . 4/7/2012
Wow I was so confused until the last scene! I still don't really get what program/session it was though o_o a way to figure out the life/woman you want?
| Guest chapter 1 . 2/11/2012
lol i'm pretty confused about this one. what happened? it seems like some morphing person came in and did everything she could to make draco see that hermione is the one?... lol idk
| curiositykilledcomplacency chapter 1 . 12/5/2011
When I started reading this, I was so confused. The girl kept changing, and she was like Hermione, but she was so forward and annoying. Then it turns out to be some kind of program/therapy, and I now think you're an absolute genius. Brilliant, really. :)
| Kelsey chapter 1 . 10/28/2011
I love how you turned the story on its head - I never would have guessed that they had already been a couple!