|Reviews for The Original Naked Quidditch Match|
| BlazeStryker chapter 10 . 4/27
I imagine Harry's response would be simple:
"Notwithstanding my decided distaste for the public nudity, I didn't want him to realize the situation and try to escape with the Snitch. You do realize that until it was confirmed to be gone and a new one released, the game couldn't end?
In any event, as that woad won't be leaving your skins anytime soon and is in fact used for magic-proof markings, you may hold out on our behalf. 'Ware Hermione, guys; she's sewing you Smurf hats for the duration."
| Majerus chapter 10 . 4/8
Absolutely wonderful, best crack-fic I've seen and it filled my boring Friday afternoon with laughter, often choking back guffaws.
Thanks so much!
| wotan2 chapter 10 . 2/20
Very funny, thanks
| sthrobbins chapter 1 . 10/21/2021
In regard to the figures cited by Harry, as the object in question is roughly a cylinder, would not the width figure correspond to the diameter? Also, is it not well established in canon that, at age 11, Harry Potter measured an enviable 25.4 cm X 6.4 cm, as submitted by Healer Pomphrey and verified by the Ministry's Bureau of Wizard Statistics?
| Hot48cricket1 chapter 7 . 10/7/2021
Since when are games played on school days? Otherwise why would granger be giggling in class before the game?
| BloodyOracle chapter 4 . 9/4/2021
This is amazing. I'm in love with this book.
| liza123 chapter 10 . 5/2/2021
Ha ha ha ha
| Jonathan Deller chapter 10 . 4/28/2021
I really wanted to see Harry, Katie, Alicia, and Angelina get together and make those Weasley Twins, and Ginny, pay. That would have been fun.
| Salispen chapter 10 . 1/21/2021
Amazing. Made me laugh so hard the people downstairs got angry!
| aaapplexxx237 chapter 10 . 11/29/2020
This book is hilarious! Love it!
| Guest chapter 10 . 9/16/2020
God this was hilarious, I absolutely loved it! Thank-you for putting this story here!
| OceanWatcher chapter 10 . 8/29/2020
Ogm! This is hilarious!
| SuperFanOfYours chapter 10 . 8/9/2020
This was so hilarious
| From TvTropes chapter 1 . 7/4/2020
Found this fic on TvTropes and. . . well, the measurements being "too small" thing got stuck in my head. Whoever told you that must have only smut as their reference for D sizes.
1. 6.25 in/ 17.9 cm is NOT in fact, small for anyone of any age, length wise. It's actually above average, per CalcSD.
2. 2.75 inches is actually VERY skinny if that's circumference. If its diameter, the circumference would come out as 8.63 inches, which CalcSD's size calculator defines as "theoretically impossible."
Other than that rattling through my mind, the chapter was hilarious and I hope the remaining nine are just as much!
| Handers chapter 10 . 7/2/2020
Very funny and witty story :)