|Reviews for The Original Naked Quidditch Match|
| tieflin chapter 10 . 10/18
This was fucking delightful! Love that most of it was done via mmail as well, it really worked for the tone of the story.
| Guest chapter 10 . 8/28
Thank you for a riotous, hilarious read. The email -type format was an excellent idea, and made for a fast-paced, snappy text. I had tremendous fun.
| Wolvie26 chapter 10 . 4/21
| Kevin Fox chapter 10 . 4/15
While I'm all for depraved hormones and ladies' strip-tease, I'm not sure the Griffindor team's old enough even in England for public nudity. I hope the brooms are padded, and I'm not sure the 2002 calendar fits in JKR's timeline. Perhaps it's a test of poise and self-confidence; if so, Moldy Voldy failed.
| KoldT chapter 10 . 1/26
| Light Lord Cybergate chapter 10 . 12/26/2022
Any chance for a copy of the calendar?
I could use a new one right about now.
| Light Lord Cybergate chapter 9 . 12/26/2022
You know...they may have had to play naked but nothing is stopping them from painting clothes onto their bodies the muggle way.
It's been done before.
A girl literally walks naked through busy streets and nobody knew it.
Of course this may only work for the girls as they have no bits to hide...but... every bit...er..less counts.
| GaijinVamp chapter 10 . 11/7/2022
Lots of fun. Thanks.
| Griezz chapter 9 . 8/14/2022
In re-reading the story, I realised that there was a particular scene that could have been modified to make it gloriously epic, if a little ruder.
Picture this: when Voldy appears at the game, Harry does the dive, pulling off a Wronski. However, rather than stopping to chat with Tommy, Potter does a last-minute pull-up with his broom, shifting his body slightly off-center... and quite publicly teabags Voldy right in the face before grabbing the nearby Snitch.
| paulieandgilbert chapter 1 . 7/12/2022
What in Merlin's bloody world did I just read?! And how do I get a print out of this so I can post it on my wall?! This should be framed! I hope the rest of the chapters are like this!
| BlazeStryker chapter 10 . 4/27/2022
I imagine Harry's response would be simple:
"Notwithstanding my decided distaste for the public nudity, I didn't want him to realize the situation and try to escape with the Snitch. You do realize that until it was confirmed to be gone and a new one released, the game couldn't end?
In any event, as that woad won't be leaving your skins anytime soon and is in fact used for magic-proof markings, you may hold out on our behalf. 'Ware Hermione, guys; she's sewing you Smurf hats for the duration."
| Majerus chapter 10 . 4/8/2022
Absolutely wonderful, best crack-fic I've seen and it filled my boring Friday afternoon with laughter, often choking back guffaws.
Thanks so much!
| wotan2 chapter 10 . 2/20/2022
Very funny, thanks
| sthrobbins chapter 1 . 10/21/2021
In regard to the figures cited by Harry, as the object in question is roughly a cylinder, would not the width figure correspond to the diameter? Also, is it not well established in canon that, at age 11, Harry Potter measured an enviable 25.4 cm X 6.4 cm, as submitted by Healer Pomphrey and verified by the Ministry's Bureau of Wizard Statistics?
| Hot48cricket1 chapter 7 . 10/7/2021
Since when are games played on school days? Otherwise why would granger be giggling in class before the game?