Absolutely wonderful, best crack-fic I've seen and it filled my boring Friday afternoon with laughter, often choking back guffaws.
Thanks so much!

Very funny, thanks

In regard to the figures cited by Harry, as the object in question is roughly a cylinder, would not the width figure correspond to the diameter? Also, is it not well established in canon that, at age 11, Harry Potter measured an enviable 25.4 cm X 6.4 cm, as submitted by Healer Pomphrey and verified by the Ministry's Bureau of Wizard Statistics?

Since when are games played on school days? Otherwise why would granger be giggling in class before the game?

This is amazing. I'm in love with this book.
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Ha ha ha ha

I really wanted to see Harry, Katie, Alicia, and Angelina get together and make those Weasley Twins, and Ginny, pay. That would have been fun.

Amazing. Made me laugh so hard the people downstairs got angry!

This book is hilarious! Love it!

God this was hilarious, I absolutely loved it! Thank-you for putting this story here!

Ogm! This is hilarious!

This was so hilarious

Found this fic on TvTropes and. . . well, the measurements being "too small" thing got stuck in my head. Whoever told you that must have only smut as their reference for D sizes.

1. 6.25 in/ 17.9 cm is NOT in fact, small for anyone of any age, length wise. It's actually above average, per CalcSD.

2. 2.75 inches is actually VERY skinny if that's circumference. If its diameter, the circumference would come out as 8.63 inches, which CalcSD's size calculator defines as "theoretically impossible."

Other than that rattling through my mind, the chapter was hilarious and I hope the remaining nine are just as much!

Very funny and witty story :)

This story. This is where my love of fanfic began. Many years and many hundreds of stories later this still has a special place in my heart. Thank you!