I am enjoying you farce thoroughly but must take exception to your ever growing list of contributors in the author note at the end of each chapter. Some of the chapters seem to hardly get started when they are over and a new, longer list of contributors takes its place. Is there any chance you could only mention the latest additions, or better yet, list them all in the first story post?

This entire story was a comedy masterpiece, and i laughed my ass off the entire way through. Thank you for the laughs!

Reading all the magical hollywood endings of "happily every after" romance, I kinda wish someone would write a REALISTIC happily ever after...

Which is to say one where they either watch Alux videos (or not, as YouTube didn't exist.. maybe read books?) on how to keep a relationship strong, had to learn how to comunicate because they had different "Love Languages", and ended up in relationship theraphy (or hermione and her partner ended up with one of those tantric sexual therapies to overcome her shame and sexual problems), and it took real work to ACTUALLY achieve happily ever after.

I blame Hollywood and Romance Novels for the high divorce rate in the modern western world.

It look so easy in stories like this, and it's not even close to this easy in real life.

That aside, your story is brilliant!

I look forward to see what you write in the future. You're one of my favorite writers. _

Your subtlety makes me wanna show this story to a 5 year old and see what the kid makes of your evasice hintings at sex that you never actually state what is. xD

Nice way to dodge the PG rating tho!

I ses Fred discovered the beauty of being Minister (or President)

A.i: You spend most, possibly even all, the time you are elected to fixing the shit the last ruler left behind -and in the process you fuck up enough things that the one after you have to do the same.

Democracy is dead. And the minister is the leader of the cleanup crew.

(Not that it ever was a democracy, PEOPLE does not vote in laws or what to do, they just vote on who should make decisions for them.

Except in america, where you have elected dictatorship. With only two fairly similar choices.)

Love the story tho! _

Little sad that Ron didn't win the Dark Lord election (and maybe held a party in the town square... or made his secret hideout something like the playboy mansion for the night and declaired orgies mandatory or somesuch. Lol)

But still great. _

I'm halfway expecting the mysterious new candidate they want to enter to be a houseplant -like they did in...what state was ot again?

Says a lot about the candidates that year, when the houseplant won.

Then again, they also elected that muscle-guy actor at some point, and trumph recently, so the standards aren't exactly high in the states.

Anyway...

Love this story! _

Molly is wrong, y'know.

The Prewets is related to the Blacks, and the Black are related by marrige to the Potters, and the Potter's are related to the Gaunts -and thereby to Voldemort.

Of course, that MAY be a bit dodgy, since it's by marrige, not genetic.

But the Blacks likely has had a Dark Lord in the past.

And if not, then Voldemort and Bellatrix DO have a daughter together. (Or will have one, Delphinus, born in 1998, from the Second Generation series.)

Not that details matter in a crackfic, but I figured you'd might want to know. _

Love this story btw!

Considering that Dobby set of Harry's Trace, I sincerely doubt the Trace knows WHO does magic -only where.

Doubly true because we DO see the twins use magic outside school repeatedly when they create their prank material. I may have even seen them make a potion in their room at one point -but I could be wrong about that.

And JK Rowling said that Draco knew Occulmency BEFORE he started Hogwarts.

And the books said that Snape "Came to school knowing more Dark Magic than most adults". (Or more than most 7th years, but otherwise that's a direct quote.)

So we know for a FACT that pureblood kids uses magic outside school with zero consequences.

While it makes sense (muggleborn parent cannot fix it if a spell goes wrong), Hermione is right that it's unfair.

Either way, it's food for thought.

So...

I've seen the Larceny (or hints of it comming), I've seen the Lechery (mostly perverted parents), but where is Luna Lovegood? xD

I guess maybe she shows up later. Lol

Good story non the less.

loved this chapter

thanks for the chapter

I thought that Molly had the twin brothers?

This was funny... for about 5 chapters. By 10 it had become ho-hum, and by 20 it was painful. This feels like a one-shot with 2-3 ideas that was milked out to 82 chapters. I can't imagine reading another 50 chapters of this sameyness. The Ron Jeremy and Peter North thing was cute... for about 10 seconds. I like adolescent humor as much as anyone, but honestly, there's no story here, just a bunch of semi-connected vignettes that aren't all that different from one another. This should've been a one-shot!

wtf did dean ever do to you to make you hate him so much. granted its fucking hilarious but that poor dude

what the actual fuck? Hahaha i laughing out loud

what in the I smoke a bowl of crack before making this am I reading. And I FUCKING LOVE IT!