Wasn't paying attention and scrolled to the AN, thought it was a dark frat meeting *blush*

Welome to Castle Anthrax.

It's like a horribly bad mixture of I Dream of Jeanie, and Bewitched, produced by a porn company.

It amuses me.

Yep, definitely a crackfic.

My face jaw, and diaphragm ache. This should have a warning label.

Is this supposed to be a crackfic?

The best stories are only half planned, and the plan is only a guideline.

My new quote. And like Ireland: "It's mine!"

Wee. So far.

Oh, come on! "Silent but deadly raid" was just hanging there in the air and you completely missed it.

Still laughing every few paragraphs and really enjoying the ride. I have no idea where you're taking this and I really don't care. I'm having too much fun.

your story discription is brilliant. I really don't know how I stumbled across this thing but it was definitely my lucky day. the chapters keep getting funnier and funnier. The references keep getting further and further out there.

"Ron Weasley: Accidental Dark Lord" is officially the best subplot EVER!

On to more hijinx!

Amazing story! While I do wish you had less dialogue and a kinder attitude towards Snape, your ideas are incredible. You should really consider a career as a screenwriter or author :P

Fun fact: with more surface area the larger genital clamps would actually be less painful

Great.

your version of draco I would want to stay alive, but then I don't fault them for disagreeing with me, they knew him personally

"steal my underwear back?"
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*bursts out laughing*
that is all