WE SALUTE YOU

The scenes with Draco and Remus in this chapter and the last are repeated from earlier.

I wonder if Alan Turing is somewhere in her ancestry given that conversation.

This was amusing, although it gave me flashbacks to the most recent election...

This setting is getting truly strange...

Bwahaha!

Anyway, I have many questions about why Ron's harem would like the tentacle monster. Nevermind the obvious ones, the thing lives in a sewer. You don't want to touch that; you DO know where it's been!

Oh no...

The names were hilarious. Silky darlings, on the other hand, made me throw up a little.
All in all, good work. :D

This story is just so wrong, but I can't stop reading. Curses.

Oh... that Ron Jeremy joke did not age well...

Maybe it would be an idea to tell Ron that if they should manage to get past the wards at Malfoy Manor, and then read about some of their family magic(s), it means that they effectively have adopted Draco into their families. Oh, and Hermione would now be married to Draco.

I once gave my niece a cherry when she was a young girl and told her to give it to her mother and tell her she now had another. I didn't expect her to all but yell it out in public! Needless to say, my sister was not pleased. I also got in some trouble for taking a good hand full of my eldest nephews baby bag( I don't remember what the damn thing is called! But only his face was visible and his little arms stuck out from his sides in it. His feet were together in the bottom. ) while holding him down by my side told my sister " Carry on hand luggage. " That went over about as well as you'd expect. I was reminded of these events by Luna telling Harry she wanted to give him her cherry.

I haven't looked through your full profile yet but I am curious. If you don't already have one, have you considered writing a non-crackfick version of this story? Don't get me wrong, this story is funny as hell even if this is one of the few times where Luna actually annoys me. But, I think the premise of the story, that of he trunk and family secret and such, would also make for an amazing regular story too. Would also make for a great crossover with something else like the TV show Leverage or the movie Now You See Me. Just an idea though.

I wasn't absolutely sure this was crackfic until I saw "jive turkey". That got quite a laugh, thanks.

narcissa is great depends on how you want to run her, thanks for the chapter, great story