Reviews for Childhood Friend
Yemi Hikari chapter 1 . 9/1/2011
This is my satirical responce to the anonymous troll who is belittling the CU's hard work at trying to get people to stop breaking site rules.

Far, far away is a place

A place we call Dream Land

Where a poor old soul

Dances to their own tune

Kuchiki Rukia drew

Her frolicking chappies

Ichigo pointed out

The hard cold truth

Her drawings need improve

She threw a tyrannical fit

And threw a book

Straight at his head

Who was the attacker?

Not Ichigo but Rukia

Who was the victim?

Not Rukia but Ichigo
THE EVIL OF CRITICS UNITED chapter 1 . 6/17/2011
FAR FAR AWAY IN THE LAND OF , ALL WAS WELL AND GOOD, BUNNIES FROLICKED IN ALFALFA, KITTENS PLAYED WITH YARN HAPPILY,AND UNICORNS HAPPILY FLEW AROUND IN THE FIELDS. BUT ONE DAY AN EVIL DICTATORIAL TYRANT'S EYES DREW UPON THE PARADISE HER NAME WAS DARKJEWXOX, SHE SAW THE FERTILE LAND AND LAUNCHED HER FIRST CAMP GROUND NAMED : CRITICS UNITED! BUT THE CURRENT RESIDENTS WERE NOT ONE TO BACK DOWN THEY CONSTANTLY LAUNCHED ATTACKS! DARKJEW SAW THAT THERE WAS STRENGTH IN NUMBERS SO SHE INVENTED A NEW PROPAGANDA TECHNIQUE CALLED 'REVIEWING' AND 'CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM'. SOON SHE GOT NEW RECRUITS! THEREALGOODYTWOSHOES AND GARASGIRL1 THE EVIL WEEABOO WHO'S DESUS AND KAWAIIS DESTROYED THE UNICORNS AND KILLED ALL THE KITTENS AND BUNNIES! THEIR FORUM GREW STRONGER AND STRONGER AS THEY SPREAD THEIR PROPAGANDA THROUGH OUT THE LAND! BUT THEN THEY BECAME EVEN STRONGER WHEN BONUS KUN AND CHA'S AEGIS JOINED! BONUS KUN WAS FROM THE COUNTRY " THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE JUST PLAIN UGLY" THEY DECIDED TO FROM AN ALLIANCE TO TAKE OVER BUT THE BRAVE WARRIORS THAT THEY CALLED "TROLLS" STILL FIGHT THEM!

CRITICS UNITED IS GETTING STRONGER SECOND BY SECOND! BE CAREFUL!

THE GUARDIANS OF THE PARADISE ARE NO WHERE TO BE FOUND!