Reviews for Emmett's Mission: Stalk & Harass
lost in a musical daydream chapter 1 . 6/24/2011
Ahahah hilarious!
Gazlover12-Canada chapter 1 . 11/12/2010
AliceStoleMyYellowPorsche chapter 1 . 1/3/2010
LOL this made me giggle :)

will be looking out for an update ;)
MoustahcesAndPistachios chapter 1 . 12/17/2009
Twiiiiiilight chapter 1 . 11/18/2009
Edward's reaction is funny! He lunged at Emmet lol!
MandyRox270 chapter 1 . 9/4/2009
LOVE IT! plz finish, but is Emmet and Jasper vampires or not? I'm confused...
miska de cat chapter 1 . 8/30/2009
this is hilarious- wriet more, write more!
JasperSAYSrelax128 chapter 1 . 5/2/2009
OMG! this is fricking HILARIOUS! I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING! my dad thinks im mental in the other room...

PLEASE continue? this is GREAT!
TheDuckWhoFellForTheLion chapter 1 . 4/28/2009

That was so funny!

You have to update soon.

Their next victim should be like, some one they barely know.

SarahCullen037 chapter 1 . 3/23/2009

thats all i got to say!

mysticmoon95 chapter 1 . 3/18/2009
That Was so FUNNY I like these twi parts. "DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!" I yelled startling Jasper who was taking some notes on Bella's house. We blasted out of there. It felt like we were robbers or something. It felt AWESOME. I had to resist the urge to give Chief Swan the finger like many robbers gave cops when they got away.

And This one

I saw Bella point in our direction and tell Edward some stuff about us video taping her and throwing money at her as if she were some stripper. WHAT? Who knew Bella could be so vicious. Edward turned to face us, but I forgot that I was still holding the camera, which also belonged to Edward. His eyes were pitch black as he lunged for me and Jasper- WAIT, Jasper ditched me! That son of a - I was cut off by Edward tackling me but the last thing I saw was Bella's smirking face... They were hularious!
esjae chapter 1 . 2/19/2009
mega funny pmsl,rofl,lol,lmao,roflmao.

the next victim should by mike newton or esme or carlisle.

Now if he did it to mike i would laugh so hard.

Deluded-but-sane chapter 1 . 2/4/2009

I am doing anutha night shift at work and this story has brightened ma day (well night but lets not argue otha da semantics! LOL) I had to stop maself from bursting out laughing! A hard thing to do when ya really wanna laugh! That stuff with Emmett and the Flipping Cheif swann the finger...PRICELESS he so should have!

Please oh please write more! This story is gold! Emmett should so stalk a teacher who knows he may even find out a secret that he could bribe them with... no homework for Emmett! (evil laugh)! LOL FAN-BLOODY-TASTIC story again please write more! DEFINETLY gunna be made one of ma favourites deserves to be!
pupp63 chapter 1 . 2/4/2009
thats hilarious! you have to continue PLEASE!
Vampirenote13 chapter 1 . 2/3/2009
Mike Newton save him for last, that will be the best, he should stalk poor Angela next :D
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