Reviews for Can You Help Me?
Scabbers1957 chapter 1 . 7/23/2013
ROFL too bloody funny, well done.

:))
Basilisk1 chapter 1 . 5/1/2011
Innuendo fairly screams off the screen... Great story.
darksoulsaddicted chapter 1 . 3/16/2011
"My cousin Dudley used to do it with Uncle Vernon all the time and I remember a few times that my Aunt Petunia made me watch Dudley have fun with a few of the other kids in the neighborhood."

I am mildly disturbed and humored at the same time.
themindlessdude chapter 1 . 3/2/2010
Absolutely hilarious :P

Just couldn't figure out what he was getting at... he he :D
with-a-flower-in-her-hair chapter 1 . 12/2/2008
Absolutely hilarious. It was obvious Harry was talking about something else, but I couldn't for the life of me work out what it was!

Great one shot :D
KillerAcorn chapter 1 . 12/2/2007
lol...that was so funny, great story. Piggyback ride...lol
TheArtichokeissteamed chapter 1 . 9/25/2007
HAHAHAHA...i know he wanted something different, but i can't decide what.

Thsi was really funny, yet slightly disturbing.
orangutangirl chapter 1 . 9/19/2007
hahaha. that was great.
Madfoot Moony chapter 1 . 8/27/2007
As I was reading this it became obvious that Harry was talking about something else but I just couldn't figure out what. Abosolutely ridiculous but it did make me laugh
bookworm chapter 1 . 8/15/2007
ROFL!omg that was sending this to ppl...im sure their perverted minds will find it funny
D-T chapter 1 . 8/15/2007
That's Not Right...

Funny, but not right! :P

D-T
zerodark9 chapter 1 . 8/14/2007
Funny...
Ra-Horakhty7125 chapter 1 . 8/13/2007
tee hee hee