Reviews for The Book of Seamus
Critics United's Pet Human chapter 1 . 5/1/2011
I am going report this story because I'm pissed I have a fat jiggly brazilian butt and I cannot find a better way to express it. And I haven't had hot smexxxy carpet from my lesbo lover Jewel in a long time. Becauz my butt guetz in da way! And I use it to walk too!

I could masturbate to Gagaga's bestiality videos but I can't because my BIGGG Butt gets in the way.

Cha's Aegis of Critics United - come and flame our forum! O

They are all my Masters and Mistresses! I love them so much! Especially Garas1Girl!
Isabelita Rox chapter 1 . 12/29/2007
this whole book of seamus thing is starting to scare me!
T0BY chapter 1 . 11/11/2007
this has nothing to with the bible, so get rid of it.
Guest chapter 1 . 8/20/2007
man, this guy is some idiot. firstly, he spams all the forums, then he spams through a fanfic, then he puts it in his profile. what the hell is he thinking. Delete this story you will get in trouble.
Arlya Kurai chapter 1 . 8/20/2007
Sweetheart, this is spam. As such, it shall be reported.

*Bows before you* Arlya Kurai. Or Karai, as like to say, trolly one.