|Reviews for Cartman Kills Everyone|
| Me chapter 1 . 1/30/2016
This is gold
| jew hater chapter 1 . 6/3/2015
yes kill all jews that are not socialist
| Guest chapter 1 . 8/11/2014
When Kenny comes back cartman better run
| leslie chapter 1 . 7/19/2014
sorry dude you're trying too hard
even as a crackfic that wasn't an enjoyable read, barely a couple sentences in you're trying to jam all these unneeded references down our throats and throw in so many unnecessary swearing to prove how hardcore you are, this very good idea of Cartman dicking around with horrible consequences just falls apart dude
| MatchesMassa chapter 1 . 7/25/2013
| GoneWishin1991 chapter 1 . 2/7/2011
How the fuck is killing everyone a prank.
| Nigel Yearning chapter 1 . 5/22/2010
Why not drop a nuke on the town to save from all this trouble on killing everyone?
| Theresahellbelievemeiveseenit chapter 1 . 12/4/2009
immence! total lolage! xx
| The-Icon-Girl chapter 1 . 8/2/2008
LOL. That was effing hilarious, though very confusing...but Cartman ROCKS!
It would've been cool if Cartman had left Kenny alive though...hehe, irony. I lloved the Stan getting chopped into bits part. Lol, I love Stan. He rox your sox. Lol, funny...
| Eddi Delaney chapter 1 . 11/19/2007
Oh yeah. That was awesome. I wonder how many times they said fuck?
| THE someone chapter 1 . 9/4/2007
This may have been the greatest fanfiction of all time. that was hilarious. Totally made my fucking day.