|Reviews for Jarlaxle Discovers Rain|
| Shinigami117 chapter 1 . 11/6/2010
I have to point out that, judging by how well Jarlaxle can speak the common tongue, he would probably know enough about the surface as to know what rain is.
| jarltreri chapter 1 . 1/3/2010
I made quick crappy fanart of this :(
| thelizfantasy09 chapter 1 . 3/12/2009
BUWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA SILLY SILLY DROW! XD
| Camui-Alexa chapter 1 . 2/3/2009
Another damn good one!
**“That sounds absurd. I’ll admit there are a few strange things about the surface, but this time, you’ve gone too far.**
If you stop to think about it... it does sound kinda strange. If we were not so used to rain, I'm sure we could react like that too.
**You’re playing another trick on me, just like the time you told me sugar was poisonous.”**
And it was so damn good too!
** “Are you sure you don’t want to stay in your clothing a bit longer? Then you’d have the first hand pleasure of discovering hypothermia.” He glanced over his shoulder.**
OMG! I almost died of laughing too hard at this. I love him when he's this mean! xD
**Artemis smirked. “I can’t stop you from bringing these things down on yourself. I’ve only got so much energy to waste trying to steer you away from catastrophes.”**
Yes... I'm sure he spends a lot of energy trying to save Jarlaxle this kind of experiences.
And, you better write more of these amazingly funny stuff!
You made my day!
| Cymri chapter 1 . 7/22/2008
Good story. Quite amusing.
| Jack The Bard chapter 1 . 1/3/2008
That is so much like Jarlaxle. Arty was the funnier half of this fic, tho.
| Drow Elf chapter 1 . 9/9/2007
Have I ever told you that I simply adore the way you phrase things? This was hilarious! And not in a slapstick way either. I could actually almost see this happening in an obscure R.A. Salvatore book.
Congratulations on a fabulous fic. _
Xal dos zexen'uma wun l' elamshinae d' Lloth!
| Ariel D chapter 1 . 9/8/2007
:P Amusing fluff. It's nice getting a laugh at Jarl's expense.
| Linndechir chapter 1 . 9/3/2007
Wonderful. Really, Jarlaxle reminds me of a little child, but a nice little child. I hope you're going to write more of these "Jarlaxle discovers"-scenes, they're great. I especially like how Artemis is making fun of him, because usually Jarlaxle is the one making fun of Artemis.
| jarltreri chapter 1 . 9/3/2007
“I see. If I had only known that would happen, I wouldn’t have let you sit out and get rained on.”
| NightMaiden02 chapter 1 . 9/2/2007
Hehe, loved it. :) This little "series" you have here is great. Humm maybe Jarlaxle could "discover" snow or something like that. :)
| Iceheart Firesoul chapter 1 . 9/2/2007
Lol I love the "Jarlaxle Discovers" series... much fun fluff, and so easy to picture. He's going through his surfacer childhood- so cute. _
| Nuitari Aquarius chapter 1 . 9/2/2007
I can't stop laughing! That's hilarious! "Then you’d have the first hand pleasure of discovering hypothermia."... That's so cruel!
As we say in French: excellentissime!