Reviews for 50 Ways To Exterminate Lana Lang
svfiction01 chapter 2 . 9/10/2007
LMAO, so funny, LAna chokin on a toothpick, more soon.
crossfire26 chapter 1 . 9/8/2007
How did Lana get so lucky? There is no way she could live that long and not die. I can't wait to see the other chapters.
MysticWolf1 chapter 1 . 9/8/2007
95? NO! She must save us all from bordom and die at 21.

Thats the problem with Lana, she is boring and has few flaws. Even when the writers try to make her more interesting by having her act out in some way; they always conclude it by exonerating her. "She wasn't herself." "She was under a spell." ect ect.. After all they don't want her to fall off that pedestal Clark and Lex put her on. Hey! Maybe thats how she dies! But unfortunately Clark would catch her.. unless someone slips him a pretty green rock just as she falls..
starksnstripes chapter 1 . 9/8/2007
AWESOME! DIE LANA, DIE! :D keep up the good work :)
svfiction01 chapter 1 . 9/8/2007
funny...i dont hate her though...well maybe just a tiny tiny tiny bit for being anoying.