i no this supose to be funny but it aint if my friends or father did that to me i swear to god i would be doing life ten times over i am deadly serious scum like them

inoue you fucking dog whore god i hate the ghoul

i would santex those bastards serously the whole serbang serously my fenian blood would kill them dead starting with arsehole isshine wee prick tal3281

i would put isshin in a coma for 10 years and get his wife to butcher him the beared prick

Thank you for this wonderful story

Lmao I love your stories, funny as ever with brilliant ideas XDDDD

Aww, beautiful toast Uryuu.

But wait, since Rukia was given a new gigai that has an ability to conceive the night before the wedding, wouldn't it make her gigai innocent again thus making her a virgin on her wedding night? I read a story wherein the author made the gigais adapt to what the Shinigami looked like the moment they use a freshly built gigai thus making it uniquely yours. Brilliant idea I think, because if Urahara just make gigais as how they looked like it would be a lot of work because he would need to consider everything for every Shinigamis, hair, skin, eyes, etc.? Oh one more thing, what do you think they do with a used gigai, like Rukia's old one? Turn it into dust I supposed?

I love this story, it was a happy companion to my afternoon read which again I am thankful I did in the comfort of my living room, otherwise I'd be very embarrassed in public for I really laughed out loud while reading this. I didn't want it to end but I appreciate the seven chapters full of life, no dull moments.

Thank you -san, you are a wonderful writer. 5/5 Zanpakutous for this work.

I adore Byakuya, even while giving 'The Talk' he remained somewhat mysterious, and that is sexy!

Told you I'd be safer at home laughing my heart out than going at Starbucks to read this. I'm lucky there's no one home but me now so I could be hysterical all I want!

Gaah! An intimate problem with Byakuya? Oh, I need something for my aching sides from laughing so hard! I decided to stay home and not head out to my local Starbucks and finish reading this fic here, I think it's safer for me to stay home for now.

It's a good thing I didn't read this piece at my local Starbucks, if I did I'd be having an audience asking me if I had too much caffeine!

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Wow thank you I have always wanted to see yama jii soft side especially towards ichigo I have heard runors that they are going to reveal him as isshin father

That was fucking hilarious

Great way to end the chapter, a really funny story so far!