Reviews for Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen
Ojdo73 chapter 1 . 4/4
finally an insurance policy that truly delivers.
JerHat chapter 1 . 3/4
Lol. Travel Insurance. I wonder if anyone has done a story/one-shot Humor on Life Insurance.

"I KILLED you! I did it! I know I did! Why are you still alive?"
"Oh Tom. Tommy. The Tomster. Can I call you Tim?"
"Shut up, boy! AVADA KEDAVRA!"
"Ow. Stop that."
"AVADA KEDAVRA!"
"Ow! Seriously! I'll tell! So. You went to all that effort to turn into a genderless golem..."
"What?!"
"... I simply took out..."
"What did you do, boy?!"
"... Life Insurance."
"..."
"No, really. Life Insurance."
"AVADA KEDAVRA!"
"Ow. My premiums are going to sky rocket."
gginsc chapter 1 . 3/2
Cute.
BMS chapter 1 . 1/5
Man, I wish my insurance was that comprehensive.
Very nice.
Bentears chapter 1 . 10/1/2017
hahahhaha fabulous! I love it!
Nargus chapter 1 . 9/13/2017
*giggles silly*
RevDorothyL chapter 1 . 8/19/2017
Love it!
Souen11 chapter 1 . 7/19/2017
Thanks, i needed that laugh!
ChronoMitsurugi chapter 1 . 3/27/2017
You said that buying the insurance was a waste of money. LOL
Now that's my kind of business man. Mr. Lawrence. I picture him like Alec Baldwin.
DragonTamer01 chapter 1 . 2/14/2017
Okay, this was HILARIOUS!
Sefera chapter 1 . 2/4/2017
This is exactly what I look for in a Harry-moves-to-America fanfic. Not to Canon now, given what we know from Fantastic Beasts, but wonderful nonetheless. Vary Good. I think I'm just going to favorite your account, given how many of your stories I've favorited. Keep up the good work!
roseblaze chapter 1 . 2/2/2017
LOL I love it! cute, brilliant and just a touch evil.
Bilo0618 chapter 1 . 1/2/2017
Wow. WOW. WOW! That was awesome! And hilarious! And I don't think I want to know how many times I've reread this by now!
wampyre chapter 1 . 12/27/2016
Voldemort meeting his end at the hands for bureaucrats! Awesome!
rmgiroux chapter 1 . 11/19/2016
Haha, great fun. Love the ending...
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