I rightly think yew may haff a point there, young feller.

(Dialect is excellent, concept is hilarious, list is accurate. Great work.)

Well, I'm going to be mighty lonely...

I love this.

Graet Stuff. Very funny!

Actually I find this really funny. To be hones, I read a collection of worke of HP Lovecraft and half the time I just wanted to laugh. Some of those stories are so ridiculously bad.

You've just hit the nail on the head with all of these. My favorite is to use a gun on somebody posessed.

And I love how you've written it all in that goofy accent that he makes all hillbilly characters use.

ta

Master of the Boot

10/10

Got a real rough neck.

This has almost restored my faith in Fanfiction dot net. I don't normally care for Fanfiction, but this is hilarious. I laughed so hard I believe I may have injured myself.

The accent it's written in was disorienting at first, but in the end just made it that much funnier.

Wonderful! You broke character a little with 19 and 20, but this is marvellously entertaining.

Heh. This made me giggle. Seriously!

I liked the dialect. It made me laugh! At first, I thought you were just (sad to say) pulling some sterotypical fangirl thing with the spelling, then I realized that it was just the dialect of Maine. Or New England.

I thought these were hysterical. These rules would also apply to dealing with the Things of the Dungeon Dimensions from the Discworld mythos. Then again, since I'm not much of Cthulhu expert, I'd need some of these explained to me.

Also, am I the only one who thinks that some of this stuff might also apply to some of the weirder things of Stephen King's works, like Tak for instance?

Like how you played around with Lovecraft's stuff. Great job.

LOL. Excellent advice. I applaud. IA! SHUB-NIGGURATH!

This is by far one of the better of the few HP lovecraft, cthulhu mythos fanfictions out there.

I like the way yew mangle Lovecraft's ol' New English dialects.

Hilarious!

2: You found me out! I'll never get published now!

13: Guess I need to get rid of that pretty Trapezohedron . . . Too bad, It's all Shining and Eldritch.

20: You mean Shub-Niggurath, IA! IA! The Black Goat of the Woods With A Thousand Young! ISN'T our friend?

As always, I adored this story. You are quite simply one of the finest Lovecraftian authors in the business here on - or pretty much everywhere on the Internet. Keep writing more such pieces: even longer ones! I particularly liked the inclusion of 'the lost continent of Mu'; have you perchance been reading any Clark Ashton Smith lately?

That's funny... but what's with the writing? It reminds me of someone speaking Scottish or something... did you plan for that? Because it's actually kind of cool...