Reviews for 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
cami chapter 1 . 11/11/2014
good list lennon drop iam quiet surprised
jasmine gibbard chapter 1 . 8/29/2013
don't do anything to him he is gorgeous.
Jerry chapter 1 . 8/17/2013
That was funny, do more!
Lostatsea1717 chapter 1 . 7/13/2013
Love love this!
alleygirl24 chapter 1 . 3/27/2013
That. Was. Brilliant.
(I dare Alice to do these to Carlisle, 'cause you know she'd be the only one brave enough to. :D)
Guest chapter 1 . 1/22/2013
Omg I love Carlisle but this is SO FUNNY! oh my gosh I died laughing! blame it on Edward? GENIUS!
Guest chapter 1 . 11/10/2012
nubbers from 50 through 60. 51 kiss him in frount of the wolves and his family .52make one of his children attack you and when he helps you faint only breath when he feels your pulse or heart beat ok breath if he doesnt and wake up 53 throw garlick bombs at him54 spray him with holy water every 10 seconds 55 if he keeps bugging you go say just go swim to france 56 slap him if he scecs any other girls out and say ur married 57 scream and faint when his sons show their fangs 57 faint try not to breath and when he does mouth to mouth on u open your eyes verry slowly and pretend you dont know what happened or why u fainted 58 sorry it allso haSS fainting in it to pretend to not be able to breath pretend to faint and when he reaches out to you and says can you hear me can you hear me say in a skweaky voice i can hardly breath and when he gets up to get his medicul bag to help u lightly grab his wrist in a weak way and say please dont leave me please dont leve me 59 gasp for air and faint infrount or him and FINALLY 60 when your really sick tell him you love him
ForeverGoldenHeart chapter 1 . 7/6/2012
Haha! This was hilarious! :)
Lynne25 chapter 1 . 5/20/2012
This is really funny but you forgot to add steal his scarves .
CarsonandMrs.Hughes4ever chapter 1 . 7/19/2011
Lists are not allowed. You have been reported.

The Bad fic hater.
CCisGod chapter 1 . 10/24/2010
funny :) i liked it
twilight fan 101 chapter 1 . 8/16/2010
Hey, that was so funny.I was on my floor IT!
beatriz chapter 1 . 3/20/2010
love the story

you are very creative
teamcarlisle dr.McSparkely chapter 1 . 12/9/2009
these are so funny but i dont get the christmas ones or the fact that esme cooks. they hunt and drink teh animal blood :D bwa hahaha
Caitlin chapter 1 . 10/9/2009
kl kl

loved it

everytime you fight with him say "BITE ME"

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