Reviews for The Epic Insult Contest of Hogwarts
Jackkayy chapter 1 . 4/18/2011
just so that you know

1st. i actually think this whole story is really quite funny and entertaining. well done

2nd. April has never ever ever ended on the 28th. thats february.

but anyways, well done
Amorina Deanna chapter 1 . 1/23/2009
srry.. for some reson it isnt coming through. take out the spaces. black-heartz. livejournal
sadie-boo chapter 1 . 10/3/2008
hilarious entry

p.s. check your e-mail
anonymus chapter 3 . 4/2/2008
Talking about insults, i think up of some puke blood instead of pureblood and Pantee parkinson instead of malfoy,Prat and Prod Weasley.(i know its stupid but i'm trying to be helpful
wi1zerdG1ml1 chapter 4 . 3/24/2008
Faary update soon. XD/:)/X}/:]
bookworm97 chapter 4 . 1/25/2008
lol! that was funny! it would be funny if the teachers began to take part as well, even if only subtly...
readinangel chapter 4 . 12/21/2007
Love them story, you should say "your a door nob" or something, thats what my bff always says. I will come up with a better one later.

by By

(See u later)
Tyem Marodyor chapter 4 . 12/3/2007
Funny! I loved it! Crabbe and Goyle talking in gnagsta was so funny, my mum thought that I had gone mental or something. I loved it! I can't wait for the next chapter, which had better be up soon! And when are Ron and Harry gonna fight? Soon? Please? :D

P.U.S.! lol :D
Pandastacia chapter 4 . 12/1/2007
Hahahahaha! Seems like Luna HAS gotten around! Not in the hentaish sense, but very influential in her beliefs...
iLuvNickJonas31 chapter 4 . 11/30/2007
You should have Ginny call Pansy a bra stuffer!

The J.K in J.K. Rowling stand for Joanne Kathleen.

I don't want Starbucks! They are mean! They don't pay the coffee farmers enough, and they don't recycle!
Dizrythmia chapter 4 . 11/30/2007
I like it, I like it very, very, very much! So, what was Tyem's idea that you would like to "twine" together, that's a cool word, "twine" heheh sorry... Keep writing!

Nikki xoxo
SMARTALIENQT chapter 3 . 11/4/2007
An insult I invented yesterday (to a guy):

You are really stupid. You let your head think for you, and it's not even big enough to process thought.

See if you can get all the insults (there are three).

SMARTALIENQT chapter 3 . 11/4/2007
One of my favorite jokes:

What is an oxymoron?

A (dumb blonde) in an oxygen tank.


(any candidate)

(fill in the blank)

SMARTALIENQT chapter 3 . 11/3/2007
Luckily for you, I collect insults (and dumb blonde jokes). Here are some of my favorites:

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks in the mirror and her reflection ducks.

Yo mama's so fat, she jumps in the ocean and there is no ocean.

Yo mama's so fat, if she wears a yellow dress people chase after her calling, "Taxi!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she got runover by a parked car.

Yo mama's so stupid she asked where the invisible fence was.

Yo mama's so stupid she watches the three stooges and takes notes.

Insult I made when I guy was teasing another guy:

"If guys tease people they like, then you must *really* like *him*."

Of course, the twins could set the Maurauder's Map on Snape, like Harry did in HP&PoA. You know:

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.

Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.

Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

Note: That back there belongs to JK! It's not mine, I tell you! NOT MINE!

Tyem Marodyor chapter 3 . 10/31/2007
You need a Harry vs. Ron battle. That'd be awesome! teehee, they would get so angry at each other. Funny! Harry could make fun of Ron's hair and Ron could...laugh at Harry's scar! :D Lol, I can't wait for the next chapter!
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