|Reviews for Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud|
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 32 . 3/8/2019
Vicious, but completely accurate.
Sakura's a disgrace. Not so much to her gender as to humanity in general. If not for Hinata being a good character (if underused), I'd seriously wonder if Kishimoto was gay and in denial. He seems to REALLY dislike women, if Sakura is the main representative, and loves to dwell on the deep and manly relationship between men that can only be expressed by punching each other.
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 31 . 3/8/2019
I would actually believe Sarada is some sort of female clone with two copies of Sasuke's X (because the insanity is carried on the Uchiha Y chromosome or something). After all, Sasuke couldn't even be bothered to kiss her in a dozen years of marriage, and seemed to only be present during her early childhood, if that. I mean, her family photo was a carefully-cropped picture of Team Taka, for #$%s sake...
This is pretty much canon.
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 30 . 3/8/2019
*facepalm* Naruto, you crazed ramen freak!
Frankly, with the way your oneshots tend to have a twist, it's almost surprising he didn't turn out to really be talking about prostitution...
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 26 . 3/8/2019
Ha. I wouldn't mind a story set in that world. :D
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 25 . 3/8/2019
...I'm scarred by that last one...
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 24 . 3/8/2019
If I were Naruto, I'd run away screaming...
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 23 . 3/8/2019
*standing ovation* Itachi really WAS a selfless hero!
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 22 . 3/8/2019
You realize that, unfortunately, Americanized!Sasuke is his canon characterization whenever he and Naruto have an ~epic fight~? It's one of the reasons I heavily disliked the original Valley of the End fight, well-drawn action or not.
Also, that's unfortunately canon!Naruto as of his insanity with wanting Sasuke to beat him up to get all his anger out.
And that's Sasuke's canon ending.
Seriously, this is my least favorite part of canon. Because it DID end like this.
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 21 . 3/8/2019
*snort* Isn't that just canon?
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 20 . 3/8/2019
...Why does this make a bizarre amount of sense?
More sense than Talk no Jutsu, at any rate.
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 19 . 3/8/2019
"As ninja, that's something we should be able to exploit."
If this wasn't a humor collection, I'd be worried this was the start of a much, MUCH darker story.
Wow, it turned pretty dark at the end.
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 18 . 3/8/2019
Sakura failed, but I think Karin just got herself a job. Exploiting psychological weaknesses of the subject to great effect? Isn't that masterful T&I?
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 17 . 3/8/2019
I think Kishimoto completely burned out past the Pain arc and just wrote for the cash.
It's the only way to explain the way the plot completely unhinged at the end (Nagato is suddenly the Dragonballs) and went crazier from there. Mind, unlike some people, I think Tobi was ALWAYS Obito (and people were guessing that from the start). But I think it was meant to be a... less clumsy plotline than it turned out to be.
And yes, poor Hinata did get shafted by it, and not in a good way. Even SAKURA got her (fake) confession treated with more gravitas...
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 16 . 3/8/2019
Anko really is a perv.
| Right What Is Wrong chapter 15 . 3/8/2019
Jiraya HAS rubbed off on him.
Is the reason Sakura's not explaining because Tsunade would be sure to finish the job? :P