Ok, I'm reading this because you are writing it so well. But I'm not happy with either side in this war.
Judy

Although it wasn't really their hair, it was mean. I HATE PRACTICAL JOKES!
Judy

So, we know Jasper and Mel are in. Who are the others? Alice? Rose? Edward? Their parents? Did Reneé refuse to join?
Judy

NO! Did he take her virginity that night? What about the morality clause?
Judy

I am not good with riddles. We all age. We don't know how much time we have. Strange. What is Emmett planning. Some things were mean or dangerous. I Hate practical jokes. It always hurts someone physically or emotionally.
Judy

A confusing ride home, but funny.
Judy

What a great anniversary surprise.
Judy

I hope Rose can forgive Emmett and when she realizes he didn't forget whatever it is. Bella was finally able to tell Edward she loves him.
Judy

She finally said goodbye. And her friends came to be with her.
Judy

I am relieved that NOT doing something illegal was the right choice.
Judy

I can't imagine they would expose her to a bear attack. It's got to be something more subtle.
Judy

Edward is well. What did Bella find when she looked in the wrecked car? Is that the small item?
Judy

Dr. Dad will talk sense into Edward. Bella has to get her act together or she will be sick, too.
Judy

Hmmm. A small object. Take what you wish. Are they referring to the Memorial service? Could the object finally be the ring?
Judy

The memorial service is really bothering Bella. I wonder if her ancestors can help.
Judy