Reviews for Family Therapy Cullen Style
Sayuri Moriwa chapter 3 . 11/14/2007
Hi! I'm relatively new to but my roommate and I have been very much enjoying Parenting Skills 101 over the last few weeks and now Family Therapy as well! I felt that by now we owed it to you to say thanks, and keep up the excellent work. We can't stop laughing over here!
arisaswordheart chapter 3 . 11/14/2007
'Stephenie' oh... xDD; And a vampire book. xD

Cold hands... O.O;; *sweats* Control issues. Another group of Twilight critics just punched the air. xD; And the rest... in fact, I think they'll throw a party now. O.o Oh yeah, Edward can read what he's thinking. xD Ahah. And he's the only one who know what that guy's thinking.

Yes, he is going to live forever, but Dr Dover wouldnt know that. -_-; By the way, 'his attempted suicide' not 'his suicide'. He hasn't committed it yet. xD

Confused guy, xD; This is great. xDD
arisaswordheart chapter 2 . 11/14/2007
Chapter 1:

You might like to keep Rosalie's nail filing to a minimum. They won't grow back. ;P

Pfft. Edward's issues. xD There's a whole thread of Twilight Critiqe to support that.. xD; Not to mention that they have mentioned he needs mental help more than once. xD;

Chapter 2:

Ah, growling. xD

*blinks* Hmm... . Edward 'rofl'? ; They suddenly seem very connected all of a sudden. xD

"They both shook their heads yes" - you nod when you say yes. Just so you know.

xDD They're having their little fight in front of the doctor... *grins hugely* "taking him of guard" - I think that was supposed to be 'off'. Made me confused for a little bit.

xDD They're spilling all their secrets now... well, in a way... a confusing way for Dr. Dover, definitely. It /will/ take a while. xD
bellarina chapter 3 . 11/13/2007
omg i love the doctors pov on this. he is totally clueless but quite insightful about edward and bella lol. oh yeah and let me guess what receptionist stephenie was reading...twilight, new moon or eclipse? hm... loved it and can't wait to see what a little more therapy does for the cullens/hales. i bet by the time we are done here doc ben dover is gonna be the one who needs a little therapy haha
bellarina chapter 2 . 11/13/2007
wow if that poor doctor's head isn't spinning then mine is lol. when you see the situation from a human's pov instead of from bella's vampire world pov it really doessound totally insane! ROFL Oh and Dr. Ben Dover... Ben Dover is bad enough but put the Dr. in front and he just sounds like some creepy porn star hee hee
Akira43 chapter 3 . 11/13/2007
Man, this chapter was definetely the most amusing so far. And just being in Dr. Dover's point of view made it even funnier! I liked how you were able to include Edward's reactions to his thoughts at the beginning- that had me shaking with laughter, partially because of Dr. Dobvers obliviousness, and because of the reactions themselves. I can't wait for the next chapter- it shall be one of the few highlites in my non-existent life!(out side of school, that is.)
Akira43 chapter 2 . 11/13/2007
HI! Meaning, of course I luaghed! I think I came close to waking up my little brother and sister from laughing so hard... O.o Hey, you used Stephenie's name! And spelled it the same way to! Squee! Sorry, just a bit random. I am very glad that you explained the joke with Dr. Dovers name- I am forever known by my friends as the clueless one, and was sitting here at the computer, all confused and going "huh?" Then you explained it, and I had one of those "Oh. I get it now!" moments. Good luck to Dr. Dover, especially if he had to cancel the next three appointments. But don't people typically go to more than one session anyways? I suppose that it would make sense that it would take this long to get through Edward... aw, geez, Edward's problems being fixed. Gotta go read the next chapter and find out what
Moonchild101713 chapter 3 . 11/13/2007

Akira43 chapter 1 . 11/13/2007
Mwahahahaha! Sorry, feeling strangely evil right now for some reason. Anyways, I'm quite ashamed of myself. I have read everything else you have written, laughed out loud at nearly every bit, and truly enjoyed it yetr I have never managed to fully convince myself to log in and review. I've gotten close, but I haven't. So yes, I should have reviewed, maybe one day I shall go back and re-read everything and review it, but who knows? I'm lazy, and I admit it. There, the first step to solving my laziness problem- admitting I have it.

I love the idea of family therapy. It's also niteresting to read about it from Carlisle's point of views. And Jasper has a bigger role than just being a side character- yay! I love Jasper. He's my favorite. Anyways, before I become sidetracked with the most amazing empath-vampire ever, it is so true that Edward would get roped in by Bella. Almost funny, too, that as much as he may not want to do something, and no matter how much resistance he may put up, all it takes is one little word from Bella and -poof!- he gives in.

Now, I am off to add this story to my alerts, you to my fav authors, and to attempt to finish my math homework in time to finish reading the next two chapters before I have to go to bed. C ya!
Moonchild101713 chapter 2 . 11/13/2007
OH . . . My . . . CARLISLE! THIS IS SO FUNNY! I love you so, so so so so much! Merci Beaucoup!

Moonchild101713 chapter 1 . 11/13/2007
EdwardBella-4eva chapter 3 . 11/13/2007

I love it
Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 chapter 1 . 11/13/2007
Very funny... please update soon!
Rusylla Silva chapter 3 . 11/13/2007
hahaha nice story! love it!
My.Personal.Lullaby chapter 3 . 11/13/2007
OMGOOGLE this is hilarious! I'd never thought of the cullens as dysfunctional, but when you list all their problems they sound crazy! especially to the poor Dr. Dover who has no idea what he's gotten himself into :D please update soon!
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