Omg at the suggestion of the group hug I LOST it

omg i love you

extremely funny...

Best. Chapter. Ever. This made me laugh and had me humming "Dixie" for hours. To what my fave parts were: "JASPER IS A CROSS DRESSER!" And being Southern myself, the line "Yankees beware, the Confederate vampire had risen!" and Jasper fighting the good fight (the South is NOT dead!) simultaneously warmed my heart and made me laugh hysterically. ;-) Also the line "...you will feel me with you at all times, brother..." was simultaneously creepy and priceless at the same time. I love Dover's confusion over WHAT THE BIG DEAL WITH VEGETARIANISM is. And how they all just scream out the first thing that comes to their minds to keep The Secret or to save their own skin. Jazz is my favorite Cullen, though (ladies love country boys, all I can say) and this had a bunch of him so I adored this chapter. Also, Carlisle is having to deal with drama the likes of which no man should have to endure, sarcasm can be excused :-) They all seem perfectly in-character to me. Keep it up. YOU ARE THE MIYAGI OF FANFIC... WAX ON, WAX OFF...

Hillarious!

"if the point is to figure out who the best looking Cullen is without a shirt I believe we have one more contestant who needs to come up here..."

Totally thought she was talking about Rosaslie at first. Especially with the way Alice was laughing. I can imagine Rose getting pissed and throwing a fit.

"Edward had left her, to keep her safe, after Jasper tried to kill her on her birthday. But Bella has forgiven him for that. Is that fairly accurate?"

God, that makes Jasper sound horrible. Haha

And anytime Rosalie puts Edward in his place, I do a little cheer. She's my favorite. 3

Ha ha ha ha ha Can't stop laughing

i love this story. It's super funny. You are an amazing writer! keep it up;)

cool.. damn funny

thank you for writing such amazing fanfictions I read this one a few months back and I just HAD to track it down to read it again.

I hope that you received all of the awards that you were nominated for, you truly deserve them all.

Kindest Regards,
Britney Naude

OMG, YES! THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH I CRACKED UP I SIMPLY LOVE THIS!
LOL.
Twilight fan...how could you tell?

Hahahaha. This has me chuckling and chortling

OH MY GOD This story is just the bomb, fantastic writing can not wait to read this again. I read it a few yrs ago and saved it...

Loved this! This whole story made me laugh so freaking hard! :D

I'd LOVE to see what kind of things they could get themselves into when Bella is a vampire! Hahaha...oh the possibilities...

I could imagine how much of a team they would be since Carlisle mentioned how stubborn she was and how she could be...hilarious!