|Reviews for The Hogwarts Blog|
| Draco Malfoy chapter 1 . 11/12/2015
You think your potronus is an otter, huh?
Looks like a ferret to me...
| chat speek chapter 23 . 10/28/2015
One of my favourite books!
| SuperKinuhata chapter 149 . 7/14/2015
Anyone else got Prince Zuko vibes from Draco here in this chapter? No?
| Kellie chapter 41 . 7/11/2015
Hermione Granger(aka Weasley),
You should have listened to Ron!
| Kellie chapter 160 . 7/9/2015
You know that it's not a curtain! It's the veil of death!
| Kellie chapter 99 . 7/8/2015
I think that Thoedore Nott is right.
I spell everything accurately.
| Alana and Alyssa chapter 15 . 4/17/2015
Alyssa: As you can see, we've hacked into the teacher convo.
Alana: You guys are funny. And, Professor Sprout? It was Alyssa's idea. She threatened me with Twilight.
Alyssa: (evil grin)
Alana: (shudders) Why do you torture me so?
Alyssa: Don't say anything mean, or I'll read Twilight to you...
Alana: I will sing annoying songs.
Alyssa: O.O NO. OH GODS, NO, PLEASE NO.
Alana: SHE'S AN EVIL ENCHANTRESS, AND SHE DOES EVIL DANCES, AND IF YOU LOOK HER IN THE EYE SHE WILL PUT YOU IN TRANCES, THEN WHAT WILL SHE DO? SHE'LL MIX UP AN EVIL STEW. THEN SHE'LL GOBBLE YOU UP IN A BIG TASTY BREW, SO... WATCH OUT!
Alyssa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
| Alana and Alyssa chapter 14 . 4/17/2015
Subject: Beware. The fangirls are coming...
Alana: Just wait, Snape, just wait.
Alyssa: Wait for what exactly?
Alana: The fangirls.
Alyssa: O.O Oh gods no. Please Lana, please.
Alana: Yeah, don't call me Lana. And your pleas did nothing. HEY SNAPE! I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT SUPERWHOLOCK ONLINE FOR TIPS IN POTIONS! VERY IMPORTANT AND HAS NOTHING TO DO W/ REST OF BLOG! THANKS!
Alyssa: O.O You're scary.
| Alana and Alyssa chapter 12 . 4/17/2015
Subject: Hair, points, and Hufflepuff haters
Alana: Professor Snape, you need to wash your hair.
Alyssa: Or find a shampoo with conditioner.
Alana: Sorry, but its true.
Alyssa: Best part is that he can't take points from us.
Alana: You mean he can't take points from you, because you're in all four and he would be taking points from himself, while I'm in Hufflepuff and he could take points from me.
Alyssa: Yeah, but you didn't have to tell him.
Alana: Whateves. To you Hufflepuff haters, the only thing wrong with us is Cedric Diggory. Stupid sparkly vampire... And if I hear slander, I will have Alyssa beat you up. And hex you. Right, Lyssa?
Bye! See ya next time! (Phil says hi...)
| Alana and Alyssa chapter 3 . 4/17/2015
Alana: Or do they...
| Foxy-Floof chapter 110 . 11/27/2014
I don't know why they don't get a Ministry car... or at least the driver, in an unmarked muggle car. Drive Harry to the tube station, then pick him up and apparate him from a station a few dozen miles along the line. Seriously. MUGGLE TRANSPORT IS NOT TRACKED BY DEATH-EATERS.;
| Foxy-Floof chapter 94 . 11/27/2014
OMG.. That was soooo dramatic. But if it stops Dumbledore from taking a header off the Astronomy Tower, I'll take it in a HEARTBEAT.
| Foxy-Floof chapter 71 . 11/27/2014
*twitches on floor *
| Foxy-Floof chapter 65 . 11/27/2014
Freaking hilarious. PROXIES! They're seriously a gift from the internet time-lords.
That's how I survived high school. Proxies, and more proxies. Also mining the teacher's log-ons.
| Foxy-Floof chapter 42 . 11/27/2014
OH GOD... It's funny! I wonder if Voldemort is going to post on here... Creepy, yet hilarious.
Forcing the staff to attempt to perma-ban a dark lord from a school blog? Much enjoyment and hilarity was to be had by all.