|Reviews for The Hogwarts Blog|
| Alana and Alyssa chapter 14 . 4/17/2015
Subject: Beware. The fangirls are coming...
Alana: Just wait, Snape, just wait.
Alyssa: Wait for what exactly?
Alana: The fangirls.
Alyssa: O.O Oh gods no. Please Lana, please.
Alana: Yeah, don't call me Lana. And your pleas did nothing. HEY SNAPE! I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT SUPERWHOLOCK ONLINE FOR TIPS IN POTIONS! VERY IMPORTANT AND HAS NOTHING TO DO W/ REST OF BLOG! THANKS!
Alyssa: O.O You're scary.
| Alana and Alyssa chapter 12 . 4/17/2015
Subject: Hair, points, and Hufflepuff haters
Alana: Professor Snape, you need to wash your hair.
Alyssa: Or find a shampoo with conditioner.
Alana: Sorry, but its true.
Alyssa: Best part is that he can't take points from us.
Alana: You mean he can't take points from you, because you're in all four and he would be taking points from himself, while I'm in Hufflepuff and he could take points from me.
Alyssa: Yeah, but you didn't have to tell him.
Alana: Whateves. To you Hufflepuff haters, the only thing wrong with us is Cedric Diggory. Stupid sparkly vampire... And if I hear slander, I will have Alyssa beat you up. And hex you. Right, Lyssa?
Bye! See ya next time! (Phil says hi...)
| Alana and Alyssa chapter 3 . 4/17/2015
Alana: Or do they...
| Foxy-Floof chapter 110 . 11/27/2014
I don't know why they don't get a Ministry car... or at least the driver, in an unmarked muggle car. Drive Harry to the tube station, then pick him up and apparate him from a station a few dozen miles along the line. Seriously. MUGGLE TRANSPORT IS NOT TRACKED BY DEATH-EATERS.;
| Foxy-Floof chapter 94 . 11/27/2014
OMG.. That was soooo dramatic. But if it stops Dumbledore from taking a header off the Astronomy Tower, I'll take it in a HEARTBEAT.
| Foxy-Floof chapter 71 . 11/27/2014
*twitches on floor *
| Foxy-Floof chapter 65 . 11/27/2014
Freaking hilarious. PROXIES! They're seriously a gift from the internet time-lords.
That's how I survived high school. Proxies, and more proxies. Also mining the teacher's log-ons.
| Foxy-Floof chapter 42 . 11/27/2014
OH GOD... It's funny! I wonder if Voldemort is going to post on here... Creepy, yet hilarious.
Forcing the staff to attempt to perma-ban a dark lord from a school blog? Much enjoyment and hilarity was to be had by all.
| Foxy-Floof chapter 1 . 11/27/2014
What... the ever-living FUCK?
I'm afraid. I'm so afraid. I fear for my life, my soul, and my sanity(what's left of it).
And yet I find my finger and mouse sliding ever-closer to the "Next" button...
| Annabel Hollis chapter 169 . 11/11/2014
It is wonderful.
| Yuutje chapter 94 . 11/9/2014
This is the BEST fan fiction EVER! I'm reading it almost every day!
| Yuutje chapter 24 . 10/30/2014
I want to say that I'm really enjoying your blogs
| Emma chapter 32 . 10/17/2014
Just reading Crabbe and Goyles posts makes me feel smarter, really enjoying so far can't wait to read more.
| ProditorMagnus chapter 94 . 7/12/2014
If this wasnt clearly classified as humor I would have stopped right at Ron and Hermione were made for each other. That is just so WRONG. Maybe having read faery heroes and partially kissed hero last week makes this hate of ron even more intense than usual.
| ProditorMagnus chapter 9 . 7/10/2014
Upvote for mentioning Within Temptation.