Reviews for Polishing Relations
MadnessJones chapter 1 . 11/3/2016
Hahahahaha! I can just imagine those poor people seeing a jet plane in the car wash! I'm surprised Thundercracker and Skywarp just sat back and did nothing the entire time. I guess in this Starscream really was the smart one :)
Alana-kittychan chapter 1 . 8/20/2015
Haha well who can complain getting clean is the best :3
dancesontrains chapter 1 . 1/7/2014
Aw, that was adorable. Car washes probably are the only redeeming part of AZ, from what a friend who lives there tells me.
JenEvan chapter 1 . 10/22/2013
LOL Starscream's 'Wash me! Wash Mee!' was too cute xD
Llooks like there may be a way to peace after all; and it will just involve solvents and brushes xD Cute xD
Friglit chapter 1 . 2/10/2013
Ahahahah. Love it :P
Sandataba chapter 1 . 12/11/2012
And relations were polished without the autobots or squishies even trying. Loved this hilarious, wonderful fic. Time to open a carwash. Guaranteed safer than a bomb shelter during alien invasions.
Ersatz Writer chapter 1 . 11/12/2012
*_* Let me wash you Screamer! Please! (Tramples over Skywarp and Thundercracker to reach Starscream) YAY! :D I'll be your car wash slave! :D WHOOO! :D
tanithlipsky chapter 1 . 6/6/2011

I can see the conversation now:

starscream:* is shiny*

his trine not shiny

Megatron what is this? why is starscream shiny?


mEGATron's reaction wtf?

starscream they did a good job!

And I sense further humour there.
Who-wants-to-know chapter 1 . 10/13/2010
That's funny! I like it.

Good one shots can be hard to find-this one is a superb work of 'art'.

Love the characterization of Starscream. While he may be paranoid, it does make sense that he wants a 'car wash' as much as his 'enemies' do.

Very cool. Not sure the dialogue is kindergardener, but considering parents and older children do use four-letter words, they've probably heard them before. Doesn't mean I'll use them, though.

Cute ending-Car washes are neutral grounds (okay, 'no-fire zone' but very similar in effect (or is it affect?)), and the two seekers who weren't brave enough to get a relaxing scrub down are taking it out on the 'leader'.
Artemis1000 chapter 1 . 11/22/2009
*giggles* I love it, it's so funny and adorable!
souh chapter 1 . 9/29/2009
Cracktastic McOmglolpants

thats all im saying.
sadisticb00gers-Modus Pwnage chapter 1 . 7/1/2009
"Wash me. Wash me!"

I sporfled so hard when I read that.
SUPERNICH chapter 1 . 1/3/2009
That was amazing!

I love how you wrote the charaters! They were very well done! Oh and Starscream was hilarious. "pine scented" cockpit!

Nicely done!
hamster2dogs chapter 1 . 12/2/2008
This is so funny! But I don't want to be a car-washing slave.

Starscream: You will be and there's nothing you can do about it! Now wash me!

Me: T.T *starts washing Starscream*

Tonya: 0.0' Why is there a jet on the lawn and why are you washing it?

Starscream: Because if she doesn't, I'll kill her. Now, grab a sponge.

Tonya: *washing Starscream* :( Why do you let these things happen to us?

Me: I don't know. I love your story and I hope you do make a sequel!
Shadir chapter 1 . 9/28/2008
*Cackle* Very funny! XD
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