um...wtf...and aw!

ROFL! Fantabulous!

ROFLMAO! Cosmogirl!

That was hillarious! The Johnny to my Depp. XD

wtf

omg i was cheezing out! Lol!

eww that is gross lol i love it

This is wrong, so very wrong.

1. MORTAL ENEMIES.

2. EDWARD IS ENGAGED TO B-E-L-L-A!

3. CARLISLE WOULD NEVER-EVER SAY 'FANTABULOUS'.

This is so wrong... on so many levels of wrong.

Is this supposed to be a joke story, or a real one? 'Cause if it is real... -shudders-

Yeah... I might flame the next chapter...

(Fantabulous is a funny word though... just not something Carlisle would say... ISN'T CARLISE STRAIGHT! IS EVERYONE GAY NOW!)

W. T. F!

You dont tolerate flames? I mean how will you ever know the truth. Anyway... ok what dont you get about MORTAL ENEMIES? I mean, i am all for creativity on fanfiction and all, but this is unreal. And even if there is the tiniest, almost non-existant chance that jacob would imprint on edward and love him, given the past, jacob would so fight it! And carlisle would never say fabulous. And is edward gay too. Now that, is just plain wrong.I am sorry, but i hate this.

i do not think that Carlisle would ever say : Fantabulous, ever, thanks for putting me in the a/n at the beginning

THAT IS REALLY FUNNY I LOVE IT

here is another one, JACOB (ew, i hate typing or thinking of that name!) AND EDWARD WOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER BE, ONCE AGAIN THEY ARE MORTAL ENEMIES, AND WRITE MORE THEN 1 PARAGRAPH EACH TIME THAT YOU UPDATE, i am going to put this on story alert because i like to flame this one, and plus, i wonder where it is that this story is going to go, o wait here is another thing: WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD EDWARD BE AT A THERAPIST, HE SO DOSN'T NEED IT, HE IS SO PERFECT, OMC, NOW I SOUND LIKE I AM QUOTING JACOB IN YOUR STORY, BUT I AM SO NOT

hm, in future chapters i just night flame this, but here is one for this chapter, OMC JACOB AND EDWARD ARE MORTAL ENEMIES, NEVER EVER EVER WOULD THIS HAPPEN!

ok that was my flamer for this chapter

ok interesting