Before I even get into the first chapter, I just wanted to say that I've never, even once, considered giving Naruto a warhammer... and I'm absolutely down for that idea. Though, after thinking about it, a kanabo might be more accurate to the setting, I guess both are pretty unique, so I can't wait to see where you take this.

Honestly delete this shit. You fat fucking faggot. You can’t even write a story that matches your dumbass summary. Turning Naruto from a loud mouthed idiot into a pussy whipped loudmouthed edge lord.

So he traded a bitch who physically and verbally abused him for a bitch that ‘only’ ‘lovingly’ verbally abused him. Nice. Fucking retard.

I just love how Naruto tell the complete truth and nobody took him seriously brcause he is Naruto lol

Yeah definately seems you have them a LITTLE TOO OBSESSED with naruto... Cuz again, they seem to have FORGOTTEN they have a LOT of other bijuu to get before they even NEED him. Seems they've forgotten their OWN characters/MOTIVATIONS!

Temari went looking for them because she "had a few things to talk with them about"? THEY LITERALLY HAD SPENT ALL DAY with her, and had ONLY BEEN GONE at most 2 hours! You don't need to join-everyone-at-the-hip in these things... If two characters have been around each other for HOURS and then separate, it's a little dumb to have one of them be hunting the other one down AS SOON AS THEY GET OUT OF SIGHT! Give a DAY or TWO apart before that happens.. Otherwise it seems like they've either got a HORRIFIC case of "separation anxiety" OR they are mentally deficient for not either speaking about what they wanted BEFORE, or just waiting till the NEXT training session to talk. You don't have them interrupting the other party AGAIN in the VERY SHORT amount of time they are NOT going to be stuck up each others' asses!

You want comedy? How about by the time obito gets to suna... "oh yeah, the blonde boy... He left DAYS ago... Where was he going? He didn't say."?... Without a teleporting spy.. That should kinda BE THE NORM of the idiot uchiha.

You know it's kinda dumb for ALL the bad guys to SUDDENLY have such a RIDICULES interest in Naruto, there are 8 OTHER jinchuriki that ALL have to be taken down FIRST! The nine CANNOT be added until LAST! Seems kinda asinine to keep FOLLOWING and obsessing on the one person THEY CANNOT USE YET! Their main spy is DEAD, because OF THIS OBSESSION... With EIGHT OTHERS that they gotta get! (even if they have garaa's one tail and even the 3 tails from canon.. That still leaves 6 others! That they have NO CLUE on, now! With all the other villages now on high alert FOR THEM! This would make their plans take ASTRONOMICALLY longer, if even possible at all now!) So shouldn't they be a BIT more worried about GETTING the other jinchuriki? Especially now that they don't know their whereabouts or doings (and they SHOULDN'T... Their spy is DEAD), plus they don't have kisame and his sword (which was really the ONLY way they got the eight tails).. Instead of just following naruto around like kicked little puppies.(talk about stalker EX's.. Which is basically what you've turned them ALL into)

Finally you have ANOTHER major problem with them just following naruto around and snipping at him.. ALL the jinchuriki take TIME to get the bijuu from.. But with them being THREE down (zetsu, kisame AND sasori from the first attack on garaa).. It's going to take LOADS AND LOADS more time for EVERY ONE they gotta get (and zetsu can't just "disappear" with the captured jinchuriki) with the villages now at the ready for them... That's REALLY BAD. They really don't HAVE THE TIME OR RESOURCES to just keep an eye on a jinchuriki AND all their other targets. Plus "hitting and retreating" from a jinchuriki they can't even capture (they can BARELY fight the nine, they sure as hell can't "contain" it for an "undetermined amount of time" while they get all the others... That's just silly)...

I find it hilarious that every ff author always makes sure to say "zetsu is not a fighter"... When it's ZETSU that kills madara in canon! (and zetsu is ALSO the ENTIRE force the akatsuki have when they wage war on the world*damn, that sounds so CORNEY*.. So what part of "he had to fight EVERY SINGLE NIN from EVERY SINGLE village" goes along with the whole... "not a fighter"?) Ah well, I'm glad you turned him into cole slaw, it should have been done FAIRLY EARLY in canon, the plot needed a reworking... The flashbacks at the end, that endlessly kept RETCONNING the past were really breaking the story to pieces, in canon.

So WHY doesn't itachi just take on obito? If he's wanting to "test his limits" then wouldn't that kinda be what he wants to do now? That SHOULD "test him"... If he wins? He's more powerful then madara... (well who he THINKS is madara).. If he loses? He's dead (no great loss)... Either way it's kinda a win-win, isn't it? I'm not entirely sure I understand this motivation.

Well I kinda DO blame Jiraiya for MOST of naruto's shortcomings... I mean he was SUPPOSED to be there from the START (naruto's beginning), he SHOULD have been teaching Naruto right from the jump...So he screwed up that part... You can SAY he was protecting konoha by being it's spy master.. But lets face it... He KINDA SUCKS in that department... He didn't know that Orochi had established his own NIN VILLAGE for crying out loud... That the kazekage had been killed, or that TWO entire armies had mobilized to wipe out the village he was SUPPOSEDLY "protecting", honestly, HOW IN THE HELL do does anybody MISS that last one?... Also "he was doing the best with what he had"? Um no, he wasn't... How do you deal with jinchuriki? Why didn't Jiraiya know about KUMO? They've got it down to a freaking science and as a "spymaster", shouldn't he KINDA HAVE KNOWN THAT? Considering one of the jinchuriki is the kage's BROTHER and is quite VOCAL and in the PUBLIC eye... Plus there is the entire point that Jiraiya really WASTED all three years... He SHOULD have AT LEAST sent naruto to the toads to train. Focusing on the nine's power was PRETTY STUPID... Because even IF naruto was ABLE to use it.. It's still JUST raw chakra.. Against opponents that nullify chakra... KINDA worthless, without TECHNIQUES to use said power...That's WITHOUT even considering that all he was doing was CONSTANTLY weakening said seal...All in all... Jiraiya just kept bungling and bungling, OVER AND OVER with naruto... BUT he STILL was a better teacher then kakashi OR iruka.. Because he at LEAST taught naruto SOMETHING. That either says that Jiraiya got VERY lucky... OR that konoha must have teachers that have MASHED POTATOES between their ears instead of brains.

"she would apologize"? You already had her do that TWICE and IMMEDIATELY shift back to "bitch mode"... Kakashi is the one I REALLY don't understand... You had him wondering "why couldn't I have been a better teacher?".. Then he gets another chance AND STILL DOESN'T TEACH NARUTO ANYTHING! WTF... You basically had everybody REVERT to before the time skip... Not JUST the rasenshuriken training (which SHOULD have been accomplished, since you said that kakashi DID help naruto with the shadow clone training) but before he even LEFT with jiriaya... I don't get it.. People don't regress THAT much with ABSOLUTELY no reason... Naruto is growing up... Everyone else is doing a "Benjamin Button" and aging in REVERSE mentally.

Sakura I KINDA understand... She just can't let it go.. Because of all the characters in the story... NOTHING has happened to her... Everyone else has grown, has changed... Has become DIFFERENT people, they GREW UP... She HAS NOT, she has stayed in the village the entire time and been shielded by Tsunade.. She has had NO motivation to grow, and she HASN'T.

Well a couple questions... How did naruto take a shower with his CHAINS? When he took off his jacket and gave it to Tenten, then she grabbed his arm.. Did she grab metal? Are the chains "warm" as was stated when she was in his arms? You seem to have made them non-existent so you could do "the date" again... Which doesn't make a whole lot of sense... Then there is the question of tenten saying "why mess with a good formula"?.. Well, it's NOT a "good formula", it never was... It's basically naruto DRAGGING whatever "teammates" along to victory single handed, then getting berated, ignored, and abused for NOTHING. Seems like a "crap formula" to me. Why didn't naruto just tell tenten the ONLY person that's ever "taught" him ANYTHING AT ALL was the toad sage?

Finally there is Tsunade... "why can't I have a normal day when...etc"... She's the HOKAGE! Naruto seems to be the MOST COMPETENT (at least not INEPT) shinobi under her command and now is hand-picked by basically GOD... Why is she ALWAYS WHINING? She's in control of THOUSANDS of SUPER POWERED KILLERS in a fight with S-ranked ENEMIES ON ALL SIDES... But all anyone wants to have her do is get drunk and sleep... She should JUMP OUT THE WINDOW OF THE TOWER.. It's a QUICKER way to do the only thing she seems to do anyway. (constant sleeping and/or inebriation OBLIVION... So just take a quicker path!) She's not a bad character, but you gotta have her DO stuff.. OTHER THEN just whine about doing duties that are KINDA NORMAL given the situation. (and wanting to stay DRUNK or UNCONSCIOUS)

i still think this needs a sequel in the form of a bleach crossover.

just saying.

Amazing story! Thank you for all your hard work!

I really love this story but if I was naruto I have told the hokogea that I would resine instead of just staying on team 7. cus he could still do kami's work and not be a ninja of the hidden leaf

i wish for a sequel...naruto and tenten in a universe of ZANPAKUTO?! tenten could attain bankai and such and naruto can learn all the kido and such and just...wow. sneaky. love your stories pudgypudge! it was uzumaki amongst the dunes that got me into your stories!