|Reviews for I Have a Girlfriend in Begnion|
| Se7en chapter 1 . 1/29
I laughed. I admit it.
My headcanon and no one or thing has ever managed to change it is that Ike is either asexual or into a dark horse. Who would've ever thought that Sigrun would've won Ike's heart? *insert osum face*
But in all honesty, this is the first and likely only asexual Ike fic I will ever read because everyone thinks Ike's gay, for whatever reason.
P.S: If not Sigrun, Lucia. If not Lucia, Mia. If not Mia, Titania.
| LoZfan86 chapter 1 . 1/2
Lol! "Canon, as the townspeople say!"
You did a really good job of sneaking that line in there hahaha!
| Starship Artisan chapter 1 . 2/22/2012
Man, that had me laughing to hard you have no idea!
I especially liked the end with the whole conspiracy theory xD
| Myaru chapter 1 . 12/7/2010
For the first time ever, I pity Ike - but I'm doing it by laughing a lot. For some reason Aimee's endless chase after Ike never gets old.
I guess the one I should pity is Aimee, as she never gets any - not that I think she should, especially after the wyvern milk episode. Just, no.
The funniest thing, to me, is that Ike stays relatively in character according to the fic I'm used to seeing him featured in around here - in the sense that he's completely clueless about women, conversational subtlety, and Aimee. Even Soren. (I guess that's not far off from canon.) You fit every cliche about Ike pairing fic into one package. The Shinon rumor was a nice touch. And yet somehow, you managed to fit in a serious Ike/Soren undertone, or maybe it's just me; after all, the person he goes to for help first (and second) is Soren, and then you wrote in the bedroom scene (:D). That, by the way, was an adorable image.
My favorite moment was probably the first scene, from "I have a girlfriend. In... Begnion" to Soren's first suggestion, because it's the first exaggeration, you could say, and also the best. The following scenes are more obviously poking fun, while the first is slightly more subtle. Or, at the very least it's the first punch, and therefore the funniest. The rest of the fic carries it well, though, and it was a lot of fun to read!
But- and I'm writing this part a day later - after letting the fic sit and then going over it again, I have to conclude that's not really it either. Maybe I happen to find twitching extremely funny thanks to years of anime and its exaggerated, twitching eyebrows of rage. In any case, I love the story.
| Khelc-sul Renai chapter 1 . 10/25/2009
*Bursts out laughing* Poor Ike! I'm glad someone wrote him not completely in love with someone else...
I like the ways he tries to fight gossip and just ends up adding to it instead!
The title itself made me giggle for that matter.
Well written. Good read.
| Aileen Savage chapter 1 . 1/6/2009
Hilarious. XD Can't which was my favorite part. I loved all of it.
| LittleLinor chapter 1 . 5/4/2008
This is the ebst FE crackfic EVER.
have a fave
| Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116 chapter 1 . 2/4/2008
lol awsome story, thanks for writing it! Soren x Ike forever!
| Ryi chapter 1 . 2/1/2008
That's good. I really like it. You match the characters personalitys very well. Great job :) Keep it up.
| DarkenedSakura chapter 1 . 1/29/2008
Dear god, you had me laughing the entire time. And I still don't see Ike/Soren, though I guess I can get why so many others do, but...ahahaha, poor kid. This was completely spot-on as a parody, and absolutely hilarious. The characterizations all worked as well. Great job. XD
| Syeroix chapter 1 . 1/3/2008
I love vauge fandom poking!
| Darkle chapter 1 . 12/4/2007
Ike/Elincia has a camp? Huh, I always figured it more as a few stubborn mutterings. More so now than ever, after GoD's "NU ENDING YOU U" bit with that pairing. And you're perfectly well allowed to maim your own OTP in the name of art, it's called artistic bullshi-I mean, license. Everybody has always pointed out the brilliant lines, so I'll just add the 'style of masquerading laguz' bit wins, but that might be because Ammy and I have spent far too much time discussing laguz disguise fashion. Goldoa's main export, we figure. Don't ask, or I'll have to explain Deghinsea's mustache as well, and nobody wants that. But the crack was good, I always prefer it to the angst. And you're not as bad at it as you think!
| Measured chapter 1 . 12/3/2007
This is so awesome soso many great lines, especially Seconding that the “Soren, where do I go to and what do I seize to fix this?”
If he had been any less traumatized and/or repressed, Soren's answer would've been “Bed, my underpants,” - line may be the best thing since sliced bread.
Aw, Aimee! Getting actual fic time, and being just as crazy as she is in-game! Allusions to the infamous-info-scene-of-doom! As long as Ike doesn't ask Gatrie for woman help, that's all I'm saying.
..really, Ike, I think the whole "having Soren in your bed" defeats the purpose of trying to act straight *teehee* He worked so hard and it only took a few nights with Soren to tear it all down
| PlasticPinkDagger chapter 1 . 11/30/2007
“Soren, where do I go to and what do I seize to fix this?”
If he had been any less traumatized and/or repressed, Soren's answer would've been “Bed, my underpants,”
That has to be the single best line I've ever read in a parody fic.
"Canon, as the townspeople say!”
And that has to be a close second.
As one who stands dead in the center, quite devoted to her little "camp" and who shows her admiration of her own "OTP" all too often, I can assure you that I for one found this an incredibly good read and am not in the least annoyed or offended. (Well all right, I'll admit, playing up the whole "Soren is a little angst baby" thing may have put me on guard for a moment.)
As with most of your work I can't find too many problems to actually offer constructive criticism on. But unlike your other works despite that fact I still felt obligated to express my liking for this fic.
| unnafraher chapter 1 . 11/30/2007
Haha, if only poor Ike realised that the lords of the game have to be in love. Srsly. Dense!combatoriented! Ike had to be the most awesome thing evar. Anyway, it was written quite well, like everything else you write, and that seems to be a quality most parody fics lack.