"Tails flew in the hole and carried out Sonic.

Eggman got some more ice cream."
Best ending evar xD

This fic is just so silly, yet so hilarious seeing that it manages to point out trivial flaws in the series and somehow blow it up to ridiculous proportions, managing to stay in not-completely-logical-Eggman character.

A hilarious last chapter. Eggmans super forms cracked me up. (No pun intended)

IT'S OVER, EVERYONE!

Hope you guys enjoyed the whole story.

P.S. Eggman and Bob did not die at the end. They went on to pursue very fulfilling careers in real estate.

Yo. I just began reading it and finished it at one go. It was a great story and I hope it says it's complete only to help with the joke at the end.

Hilarious last chapter!

Awesome chapter! I laughed so hard I started to cry! XDD

HAHA! Shadow's mom from a parallel dimension! XD

Best ending ever!

Ha ha I like it it's hot pocket idea and the robot telemarketer.

These are weapons of mass irratation {except for the yummy hotpocket unless it's poisoned or he dies of guilt from eating it},even worse than distruction.

Why doesn't Bush go look for those here in the U.S.

I like that things to make Sonic crazy or anyone crazy enough to be in pain from it.

You got that telemarketer part right,I hate them.

Maybe Sonic could go to the do not call list.

I doubt Robotnik would care about the law once Sonic put his name in.

I can't wait to read more must've been fun writng it.

I'm joking above, may not be funny by you got it author guy right on.

Is this chapter asking for ideias? Well...

Maybe if robotnik made robots again, he hasn't done a robot in some time... Maybe an rapper that sang "I am the E.G.G.M.A.N." from sonic adventure 2 making people want to commit suicide.

This is the funniest story I have ever read. I was laughing so hard in this chapter.

very good job! here are 3 sugestions!

Act 1-G: a metal blaze that clones itself when it's left alone. how to defeat it: sonic commands his paper sonic the hedgehog partners to confuse the metal blaze by making one toomany attacks at it's muti colored clones. it cannot think and then it's shutsdown...

Act 2-G: the egg beans is beans that has been rigged to give whoever eats it a bad case of gas (the gas attack smells so bad that it will kill anyone who smells it). the case of gas will wear off, so sonic may have to wait for it to go...

Act 3-G: Cream has raided eggman's lair to make something. but has accdently made a bad thing: the blue virus! (A virus that will turn anybody, boy or girl, into a blueberry girl. the juice production will happen 2 times a day. this was a deviant's idea. the deviant's name is fireball koopa.) metal sonic has caught her and is willing to help her undo her mistake, but unfortnely, it has spread all over america and soon the world!

This may very possibly be one of the funniest, most incredible pieces of sheer ART on this entire site.

I LOVED it. Absolutely wonderful. There wasn't a second where I wasn't choking from laughter - you really have made something here with originality, side-splitting hilarity, and sheer craziness. Now give me a couple of minutes so I can learn how to breathe without laughing again.

Lol, I didn't know they actually had used that idea in Archie comic. (I hate archie comics. my oppinion, don't flame it)

I loved the part where shadow evades sonic and sonic can't attack anymore because of the 2D plane.