Reviews for Consorting With Insects
LoZfan86 chapter 1 . 8/16/2013
Lol, "He's my sexy hunk of manmeat!" Let it be known that I don't ship IkexSoren, but that line was flippin hilarious! :P
HellfireSupremacy chapter 1 . 11/24/2008

Best advertising slogan ever; you had me laughing from that moment on. Glad I had a sudden urge to dredge through the favorites list of my fellow authors or I never would have found this marvelous piece.

You do realize that if you ever followed up on this with a sequel you could make the greatest "my super ex-girlfriend" parody ever, right? OMG, that would be fan-friggin-tastic.
R Amythest chapter 1 . 6/25/2008
I thought this looked good and bookmarked this the moment it came out, swearing to come back to it once I had sufficiently submerged myself in RD canon.

I do not regret that at all. Lovely work, former-Ashera-mun. Honestly, I think we should've dragged Chris into it.


The three brothers are awesome. The demonstration of the repercussions of so and so are awesome. Soren angsting is awesome.
AdConsequentiam chapter 1 . 6/23/2008
Holy hell this is among the most cleverly humorous fics I've read. Update soon! There's nothing I despise more then when I read a good fic only to have the author discard it.
emberin chapter 1 . 4/7/2008
I only found this now? I've been so deprived. It has win written all over it. Heck, it IS win.

Who knew that behind those squinty eyes was such a pervert?

The Pudding Fiend chapter 1 . 1/23/2008
That was great! Rolf's reaction to the poker game was hilarious. Oscar is such an awesome character, although I would never think that he'd have such a wealth of perverted comments like that.
Adreus chapter 1 . 1/18/2008
And thus I lol'd. My favorite part was "Yune succumbed to peer pressure and decided to tongue-wrestle Sothe." That was just so very awesome. Also, Oscar's comments. Dear Lord. XD
Slothe chapter 1 . 1/10/2008
um what the hell is this? i was told this was hysterically funny, but no offense, this is really stupid. like... there's no plot, except boyd is jealous, and the goddess is oblivious to dirty jokes... actually she's more like homer simpson stupid; it's so god damn obvious but she does it as if she still knows. so if this was supposed to be a humor category, you have to work on yours. and ... that's about it, except i can think of 100 things better of someone laughing so hard they do something stupid. not a nosebleed. come on! like for instance, rolf's chair could break, a very large splinter flies across the room, hits a hanging sword, the sword collides with some dishes and a chef knife, the knife flings across the room and impales soren's head. but of course soren is luckily an important character, so he merely reappears 20 feet away. oh you better not steal that! but your work is too specific and serious i doubt you will, but still... you can't trust anybody... now i'm rambling. i'm done.
Ariaeris chapter 1 . 1/10/2008
So. Funny XD! GASP... Jeez, that must be one of the funniest tjings I have ever read. Ike/Ashera, Ike seducing Ashera (if you can call outright kissing seducing), all of Ashera's little comments, the double entreders, all of the girl's (and Soren's) sadness/rage, just plain everything. So, so hilarious. Write more please, because you are like god or something at the moment.
Syeroix chapter 1 . 1/9/2008

I love this. I thank doritos for showing me.

I shall now die laughing. Can I have soem of Oscar's herbal shampoo?
FlamingDoritos chapter 1 . 1/9/2008
*dies laughing*

Oh lord, that was amazing. Absolutely amazing. EPIC WIN. I love Oscar in this, he's all like 'whisper whisper' and Rolf's like 'HAHAHAHAHA' and it's like AH, how normal. Siblings are amusing.

Aquatic-Idealist chapter 1 . 12/31/2007
Total pure unadulterated win. Please update.
The Jolly Hat chapter 1 . 12/26/2007
Ha ha, I love this. I haven't even finished the game yet (and so am a touch confused about what is going on) but how can I not love a story where a goddess says "I damn it?"

Very funny and well-written. Please write more? *puppy dog eyes*
Measured chapter 1 . 12/25/2007
*hyperventilating* Oh my sweet Lord this was beautiful. I actually hurt myself from laughing so hard, and I'm just sure I woke up family members from laughing so hard. (I'm quite thankful I wasn't drinking when I read it, otherwise the monitor would be soaked)

You, good sir(?), win at life.
Writer Awakened chapter 1 . 12/24/2007
Transcendental win. Pure, unadulterated, crystallized WIN. For the good of the universe, write more. Please?
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