|Reviews for It came from the beach!|
| Surreptitious Chi X chapter 1 . 12/31/2007
Frankly, it needs revision. ;p Jarlaxle doesn't ever lose his composure enough to swear, and he would never just lie down on a beach and take most of his protective garments off.
And since drow have wine, it's safe to assume they also have vinegar.
The good news is, my grumping aside, it's funny. I did think it was funny, and the ending is a resolution. I laughed at Jarlaxle drinking vinegar with a straight face.
| Ariel D chapter 1 . 12/31/2007
_ Poor Jarlaxle! I can't imagine chugging a whole bottle of vinegar. What a fantastic burn that would create!
Once again Artemis gets a laugh at Jarlaxle's expense-something that's always good.
| I.C. F. E chapter 1 . 12/31/2007
Lobsters turn red after you boil them, before that they're somewhat black... just for information ;)
| Drow Elf chapter 1 . 12/30/2007
Lmfao! Jarlaxle got pinched by a lobster and drank vinegar! lol.
Only a couple mistakes, i.e. "tongue" is how you properly spell it, and lobsters are red only after being boiled. They're sort of a murky brown color beforehand.
Still funny though!
Xal dos zexen'uma wun l' elamshinae d' Lloth!
| Lunitarie chapter 1 . 12/30/2007
As cute as ever!