Reviews for Hazy Cosmic Jive
FaBbEr0oZ chapter 1 . 8/1/2012
Whoa. Aside from sex with Seven I'm so glad I'd never do drugs. Hilarious
40two chapter 1 . 3/24/2012
T'Vau you ingenious, degenerate, scoundrel.

Read this story before bed last night, and every time I closed my eyes,

all I could see was flashes of Tuvok, standing at his command console, wearing a strapless leather teddy.

(You didn't specify the teddy being leather, but I guess my overindulged imagination took liberties.)


Oddly, it's much easier to cry oneself to sleep, than to laugh your way there?

No, it was hilarious, thanks!
Courtlynn D chapter 1 . 2/8/2008
Wow. Disco and sex go together like PB & J apparently. I guess I didn't get the memo...Great fic though.

-Courtney Dax
Entwining chapter 1 . 1/12/2008
It was very hard to read all the way through this seeing as I burst into fits of giggles every few lines. I would have loved for this to have a been a real episode, are you sure this isn't rated M? Now I have a nice pretty picture to take with me to sleep tonight. :)
DianeB chapter 1 . 1/5/2008
Okay, well, I can see where David Bowie might do this to you. But say, is it hot in here, or is it just me? Whew, you DO come up with 'em, girl.
na chapter 1 . 1/3/2008
Ya know sometimes you just need to read the Seven of Nine "squealed". Guarantees a grin.
Singing Violin chapter 1 . 12/31/2007
Very funny. Is this Q's doing? And what *is* that music?

*Love* the pictures of Tuvok and Chakotay in their "outfits."
jollypantsxcore chapter 1 . 12/30/2007
How anyone could hate this is beyond me.

It was brilliant.. and kudos for Bowie.

I can imagine this happening to the crew so easily. It would've made for a MOST entertaining episode! Not to mention undeniably hot. _~